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He Sees You [david/patrick, E, 13,228] by @distractivate
“Do you wear a lot of blue?” she asks. Cindy, her name tag says.
She hands Patrick a pair of dark gray wire-frame glasses which he slides on until they hook behind his ears. And it’s not like—well everyone who knows him knows he likes blue. But he feels a little unsettled that this stranger picks up on it, like at she can see his whole life contained within the frames around his eyes.
“Uh, yeah. I guess so,” Patrick says, taking them off again. This pair, like all the others she has given him, is exactly right and completely wrong.
Or, Patrick gets glasses and thinks about identity. David helps.
it absolutely, positively has to be there [david/patrick, G, 3,650] by @ships-to-sail
“Can I help you?” His voice is a little like butter, a little like pop-rocks, a mixture of comfort and surprised humor and it’s a nice voice, like the nice handwriting. David can’t seem to connect his mouth to his brain.
“Store? Sorry, I’m the store? I mean, the store is mine? I —” he takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, scrunching his hands into little fists. “I’m David Rose, I own Rose Apothecary.”
The name seems to jog his memory, because Delivery Guy smiles, a for-real bending of his mouth that looks so much like the grin emoji that David’s wondering if he’s talking to some kind of cartoon. “Ah, I’ve been wondering if you guys were actually open.”
Not A Sound David [david/patrick, E, 231] by @this-is-not-nothing
David promises to be quiet and it’s harder than he thought
Petrichor [david & stevie, T, 1,250] by @unfolded73
After the events of 6x02, David and Stevie talk.
Practical Magic [david & twyla, G, 584] by olivebranchesandredwine
Twyla comforts David during Meet the Parents.
The Ides of March [david/patrick, G, 2,197] by @vivianblakesunrisebay
Patrick asks David why the Ides of March was an exciting day for him. David tells Patrick a story from his childhood. Patrick helps him feel better about it.
Coda to s6e02, "The Incident."
2021
a little too corporate for my brand [david/patrick, T, 2,484] by @dinnfameron
One day the business license gets knocked off the wall, and the frame breaks. It's the perfect opportunity for David to replace it with something a little more on brand. Except. Patrick gave him that frame.
OR
David Rose is NOT sentimental. You can't prove that he is. Shut up, Stevie.
Albania [gen, G, 300] by Rosey_Peach
beneath the arc of the earth's halo [david/patrick, T, 5,835] by @grapehyasynth
David needs an escape from his family and Schitt's Creek, so he books a trip to a little town in the Arctic Circle. It's very cold and very dark and he's filled with regret. Fortunately, there are some sources of warmth.
Do We Get What We Deserve? [david/patrick, E, 18,728] by @floosilver8
What if Patrick and David met before they were "ready"? What if their first meeting wasn't so fluffy and sweet, and instead more angry and kind of hot? But kind of sad? Let's go on a little journey...
Everything You're Looking For [david/patrick, T, 2,005] by @flowerfan2
In the days after what Patrick thinks of as the Ken incident, Patrick finds himself hyperaware every time a guy around his age comes into the store.
A S05e06 coda, part of a series of Schitt's Creek Season 5 episode codas.
Go Grab a Plunger [david/patrick, G, 1,215] by @colourcodedbinders
“You’re on,” Patrick says finally, and he catches her smile before greeting the man that’s just entered.
Best case scenario, he walks out of here tonight with a boyfriend. If not, he gets a whole day of bossing his friend around.
It’ll be fun.
OR
David thinks of Patrick as his boyfriend. Of course he does. He just needs to be prodded into admitting it out loud.
Set during 4x04: Girl's Night
gonna kiss me real hard, make me want it [stevie/ruth, E, 1,370] by @hullomoon
Ruth and Stevie enjoy themselves after a long day
I Never Understood Before [david/patrick, G, 100] by @seadeepy
It is not love at first sight.
Is This Love? [johnny/moira, G, 3,734] by Picajc
When Moira leaves for LA for work, a young Johnny Rose comes to a startling realization. Inspired by the song 'Is This Love" by Whitesnake.
Now Hiring [david/patrick, G, 430] by @midnightstreet
Tiny fill for schittyfic's prompt: David and Patrick interviewing for their first sales assistant
On Your Knees, Begging for Me [david/patrick, E, 278] by orphan_account
Patrick stumbles across a nude David previously sent him while searching for a screenshot of one of their vendors' websites he texted him awhile back.
switchin' them positions [ted/alexis, M, 6,603] by @sarahlevys singsongsung
Twyla’s eyes dart back up and clash, hard, against Alexis’. It’s not like it is with Ted, a flame kindled between them, one she’s tended to, one that burns in a way she knows and wants. But there’s something there, with Twyla, sparking; something that, with the right turn of the wind, might just be wildfire.
“Yeah,” Twyla says. “Yes. I - ” She swallows, and Alexis watches the line of her throat as she does. “I want to.”
During Patrick's housewarming, Ted's spin lands on Twyla instead.
take my hand, wreck my plans [alexis/twyla, T, 1,078] by budd
There's still two more days until Christmas, but Twyla can't wait to propose to Alexis as she originally planned.
Title from "willow" by Taylor Swift
The Feline Incident [david/patrick, G, 1,795] by @exuberantocean
Patrick is always the reasonable one, right?
We Have Rules! [david/patrick, G, 1,070] by @doublel27
“Lunch?” Patrick asks, untying the bag.
David turns around, dropping the feather duster by his side and sagging. It’s for effect, Patrick is sure. “Oh thank god! I have had a day.”
Patrick felt his lips twitch affectionately and tried to keep the amusement out of his voice. “David, I left you alone for an hour and a half. That’s not a day.”
Whiskey Fantasies [david/patrick, E, 1,189] by @schittposting
Patrick takes a shower to get ready for whiskey at Jake's.
2022
Bequeathed [david/patrick, G, 281] by px_papercrown
David's thoughts, post birthday smooch.
don't build hope on something broken [david/patrick, T, 3,533] by @5ambreakdown
David’s hand comes to cover both of his, because he knows Patrick with a depth and hunger no one else prior thought was ever necessary; like he understands intimately that Patrick has always been quickly regarded a certain way, a way that no one thought was worth a second glance, nothing more hiding under the surface. But David knew, saw the shape of everything simmering under Patrick’s skin, and he wanted more.
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or, the author was home over the holidays or, for the second time, the different parts of patrick's life collide to kinda sorta blow up in his general vicinity
Every Inch Of You Is Perfect From The Bottom To The Top [david/patrick, M, 2,456] by @a-noble-dragon
David swung forwards again to hide his ass from view, then contemplated his body with a grimace. Ever since he'd gotten married he'd gotten more and more comfortable with himself. Being in love and having that love returned had turned a bristly and strung out David into a softened and complacent version. Literally. Whenever he looked in the mirror nowadays there was a softness to his features and a voluptuous roundness to his figure.
In other words, he had a big ass, and it only seemed to be getting bigger.
If, Then [patrick/rachel, G, 1,526] by @hippolotamus
If-Then statement: A conditional statement (also called an If-Then Statement) is a statement with a hypothesis followed by a conclusion.
Soulmate/sōl māt/Noun: a person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner.
Well, they’re at least one of those things. They used to be anyway. Patrick and Rachel. Rachel and Patrick. Three distinct words that had morphed into one over the years. And now Patrick was on a mission to begin the messy business of disentangling them once again.
shitty drabble [david/patrick, NR, 203] by @noahzanehethey
David and Moira often overshare(based on a tumblr prompt that I lost the link to)
Spank Bank Collection [david/patrick, E, 3,170] by @linda-priv
When having to wait to see each other at work on Monday, is just too long a time for David and Patrick to wait.And getting each other off becomes a gloriously unplanned turn of events...
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This fic follows on directly from 'I Have So Many Questions...' and happens the day after their first date.I strongly suggest reading the 'You Again. Always.' series to understand all the references. The David and Patrick in this fic belong to the 'You Again. Always' canon-divergent AU series.
2023
[Art] Shhhh... [david/patrick, M, art] by @lizzie-bennetdarcy
David and Patrick have to keep quiet at Ray's
Lamp [david/patrick, G, 100] by @ramonaflow
100 words based on the Tumblr prompt: Lamp
Number [david/patrick, G, 100] by @sspaz1000
Patrick gives David his business card.
2024
it's perpetual bliss [stevie/ruth, G, 487] by @hullomoon
It's the end of their first date and Stevie is soaking up the last moments
my 304th work
Summer dreams on a Winter's night [david/patrick, M, 11,335, cw: violence] by Critically_Reviewed
Both Patrick and David has had their lives changed irrevocably by one primordial vampire. In this story, they will embark on a journey filled with danger, pain, harsh truths and destiny. As love grows between them, their fates are tested by hate, prejudice, pledges of vengeance, and the dark world they now inhabit. *This is not for everyone! I had an urge to write something different and this just came to me. Uploads won't be regular as I don't want to force the story but will write as inspiration strikes :)*
Stats:
No fanworks for 2017, 2018, or 2019
2020: 6 fics/21,140 words
2021: 16 fics/48,214 words
2022: 6 fics/11,169 words
2023: 3 fanworks (2 fics, 1 art)/200 words
2024: 2 fics/11,822 words
Total: 33 fanworks (32 fics, 1 art)/92,616 words
I just finished watching Schitts Creek on Netflix and I (as an extremely stubborn person) have never swapped opinions on a show so significantly. Usually, once I have an initial impression on characters/a show, I DO NOT change my mind. Like, it is engrained on my psyche.
But when Schitts Creek introduced me to David, Alexis, Johnny and Moira, I thought they were the most annoying, self-centred, unwatchable characters that I would ever meet.
And then I kept watching.
And watching.
And watching more.
And the characters slowly developed into people that I felt like I knew. Not just the Rose family, but Twyla, and the Schitts, and Ronnie, and Bob and Stevie and Patrick and Ted. They became this family that I genuinely cared about.
And it was so clear how much the directors cared about the show and how much all the actors really loved their characters. And that just drew me in and in and in until I felt so at home with the show and everything that it represented to me.
So I guess this is a just a random, shameful, apologetic post to inform everyone that they should definitely watch Schitt's Creek because you will not regret it. Muscle through your initial distaste with the characters' actions and you will gain something so lovely in their redemption arcs that are written so well that you don't even see it happening, because the characters get to keep their core beings intact by the end of the show.
