#patrick x david

After the Whisky, Before the Fire [david/patrick, M, 5,278] by @aeliagioia

They went for a drink at Jake's knowing the invitation had very little to do with the whisky. Here's what happened when they got home.

Let's make this last forever [david/patrick, T, 14,193] by Point_of_no_return

Patrick is decorating the Christmas tree throughout the years of his life with special trinkets he has collected in his relationship with Rachel and then with David Rose. There is a lot of reflection going through all of the different ornaments and this is a nostalgic story of finding love, staying in love, getting married, and starting a family. These young men have had an incredible journey of finding themselves and then each other.

No Point in Placing the Blame [david/patrick, M, 14,507] by odofidi

Part of him knew it was a mistake, that he was overreacting, falling into old patterns, putting Patrick into the same columns as the ones who came before him. The rational part of his brain knew this. But the stronger part, the part that had been broken for so long, the part still covered with fragile cracks, over ruled. What if David wasn't so sure about everything. What if in the end, the idea of having gone through with anything at Jake's scared him so badly that he walked away?

2021

As the sunlight crept through the cracks [david/patrick, M, 1,144] by @orangesnlavender

TW: Homophobia I am putting a trigger warning because there is some homophobia and I know that it's triggering for some. <33 Patrick tries to be the good husband he is and he sets up a meeting with a vendor without mentioning it to David. It goes very badly, the vendor is homophobic, and it sets off some past triggers for David.

baby blues [david/patrick, E, 3,612] by @schittyfic

“Sometimes I don’t wear, uh, boxers. Or briefs.” David’s eyes flash. “Excuse me, are you telling me you’re going commando in our store?” Our store. Patrick tamps down a giddy smile. “Not commando.” “Well then, what - oh.” David shimmies with delight, stalking closer and dancing his fingertips up Patrick’s arms to his shoulders. “Patrick Brewer, what are you wearing?”

Calls from Marcy [david/patrick, G, 1,644] by @goodiecornbread

Patrick talks to his parents a few times a week. He tells them everything about his new life in Schitt's Creek. Well, almost everything. Maybe it's time to tell them the rest of the story?

Chile [twyla/oc, T, 300] by Rosey_Peach

Common Ground [david/patrick, G, 2,267] by orphan_account

Ronnie heads to Rose Apothecary looking for relief from the flu, but David's kind gesture suddenly falls to Patrick. (See notes for a better summary. I'm sorry I'm so terrible at this)

Crying Your Heart Out [david/patrick, G, 22,177] by SoonerOrLater

The first, second and third times David and Patrick cried in front of each other. And the first time they cried together.

Doin it for the fame [david/patrick, NR, 1,857] by anonymous

Patrick decides to team up with a familiar performer

Downtime [alexis & ruth, G, 1,198] by another_Hero

Alexis and Ruth have a slumber party at a fancy hotel

exalted in the scene [david/patrick, T, 1,065] by budd

Patrick lightly opens up to David about his struggles with body image on the ride to his apartment after getting fitted for their wedding tuxedo. Title from "Rather Be" by Clean Bandit

i can tell that we are gonna be friends [david & twyla, G, 700] by @sarahlevys

She's beaming at him. He can hear his sister's voice in his head – I know you guys aren't, like, close, but it would really mean a lot to me if you got to know each other better. So he smiles back at her, close-lipped, but a real smile nonetheless. When it's time for the newly-branded Twyla's Café Tropical to reopen, Twyla asks David for a favour. AKA: Help me, David-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!

I Can't Live Without You [david/patrick, T, 6,818] by DawnDust

David gets into a car accident while he's on the phone with Patrick.

I want to show you the shape I'm in [stevie/alexis, T, 1,017] by @kiwiana-writes

The backing track for 'Money, Money' is already pumping out of the speakers when she pokes her head around the door to see Patrick and Stevie stomping around each other like they have been in every rehearsal, while the smokeshow Alexis assumes is the choreographer takes notes on a little clipboard.

I Would Still Know You [david/patrick, M, 851] by @im-televisions-moira-rose

Post-canon, Patrick watches David sleep and thinks about how time passes.________ Writing referenced for this piece of the Commonplace Book is from Lang Leav's Memories

Many the Miles [alexis/twyla, T, 7,996] by @sarahlevys singsongsung

There's a hesitance on the other end, before Alexis speaks up again. "I mean, I super miss you, Twy. Of course I want you here. But –" She sneezes again. "I'm like, super gross and on my deathbed and stuff. So not –" Another sneeze, followed by a huffing, disgruntled nose. Despite Alexis' illness, Twyla can't help but smile as she tries to imagine the face Alexis is making. "So not a cute look for me, babe." On the weekend Twyla is supposed to visit Alexis in NYC, Alexis gets a cold. Twyla goes anyway.

Son-rise Bay [david/patrick, T, 2,032] by @grapehyasynth

AU where Patrick never makes it to Schitt's Creek but gets cast as Vivian Blake's son in the Sunrise Bay reboot

the b word [david/patrick, G, 1,009] by thisfp

Patrick usually enjoys seeing how David responds to being riled up. This is different.

The Headache [david/patrick, G, 2,701] by @frizzlenox

When Patrick ends up in the hospital after a hockey injury, David assumes the worst. What David doesn't expect is how hard it is to deal with an impatient injured Patrick.

the most important meals are shared with you [alexis & ruth, G, 2,265] by budd

An exploration of Alexis and Ruth's friendship through four meals they share together.

Where We Can Go As We Are [david/patrick, G, 703] by @redwineandqueer

By the time David gets to Patrick’s apartment, his stomach is churning and his palms are so sweaty he can barely grip the key to get the door unlocked. It’s stupid - he’s been to Patrick’s place more times than he can count in the two months since he’s moved in. But this is his first time being here alone and part of him can’t shake the feeling like he’s trespassing somewhere he shouldn’t be.

You Made It All Okay [david/patrick, T, 17,796] by @trueillusion82

The incoming winter storm was why David had gone to Heather’s farm that afternoon rather than waiting until the following morning, when the worst of the storm was supposed to hit the Greater Elms. In fact, he’d left when he did so he’d be sure to have plenty of time to get back to Schitt’s Creek before the snow even started, but now, that appeared to be a moot point. Patrick was considering dialing David’s number for a fourth time -- and perhaps leaving a voicemail -- when the phone started to vibrate in his hand, and a number he didn’t recognize flashed up on the screen.

2022

Asking for what you want [david/patrick, E, 2,112] by Obsessedwithdavrick

Patrick struggles with being okay with what he wants. David always sees him, and helps him to vocalise exactly what he wants. Which to be clear, is copious amounts of cum. A little bit smutty and a little bit sweet story of conversations that happen when you become vulnerable.

If Ever A Wiz There Was [david & stevie, T, 16,458] by @a-noble-dragon

David is in a tizzy, he's going to have to get busy if he wants to apologise to his best friend and find his way home again.Can he and his little dog succeed in this strange and fantastical land full of familiar faces, sunshine and songs?

Slip of the Tongue [david/patrick, T, 753] by @tyfinn

David finds himself the object of Patrick's Freudian slips during a day trip to search for new vendors.

2023

Layover [david/patrick, NR, 46,466] by resilient_rose

AU where David and Patrick meet at the airport. Oneshot.

The French [david/patrick, NR, 93,869, CW: rape/noncon] by Critically_Reviewed

David needs a date to his sister's wedding. He decides that Patrick is perfect for the job. Chaos ensues.

2024

Fever breathe your love on me [david/patrick, E, 28,642] by @a-noble-dragon

It starts with a cough. That's all. There's nothing significant about it, it's merely a cough... and a few aches and pains here and there. But that's all. Patrick's fine. Really. Besides, he has a new store to run, so he's busy, and it's just, like, whatever. - Or, Patrick is not not sick, and David (somehow) takes care of him.

Language of Love: Birthdays [david/patrick, NR, 13,002] by PandorasDaydream

David and Patrick celebrate their first birthdays as husbands.

Not Today [patrick & rachel, G, 1,391] by Obsessedwithdavrick

Patrick and Rachel's conversation after the fallout of the Barbeque.

Take my heart and make it strong [david/patrick, G, fanart] by @lizzie-bennetdarcy

David's olive branch to Patrick

Vacation Husbands [david/patrick, G, fanart] by @lizzie-bennetdarcy

David and Patrick embark on their summer vacation

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