Schitt’s Creek Frozen Over Fest

Meet Me Under the Mistletoe

Characterassassination ( @characterassassination-at-9am )

[David/Patrick, G, 8,370 words]

The Brewers are coming to Schitt's Creek for Christmas. Lies are told, conversations are overheard, hints are dropped, mistletoes are hung, misunderstandings abound, chaos ensues.

A Ghost of a Chance

Houdini74 ( @mostlyinthemorning )

[David/Patrick, G, 2,027 words]

David is forced to walk home on Christmas Eve, when a friendly stranger rescues him from the snowstorm and offers him a ride. But not everything is as it seems.

To keep yourself warm

Stereopticons ( @stereopticons )

[David/Patrick, E, 8,334]

When David finally opens his front door, Patrick Brewer is leaning against the entryway wall, arms crossed and foot tapping against the floor, clad in a pair of very tight Levi's and the ugliest puffer jacket that David has ever seen. The fashion disaster, however, can't hide how attractive Patrick is—broad shoulders, thick thighs, and a couple of stray curls peaking out of the toque crammed on his head all take David by surprise. Even the whiskey-brown eyes are gorgeous, despite the way they're narrowed in David's direction.

David is a celebrity stylist, tasked with styling up and coming indie musician Patrick Brewer, but a freak snowstorm traps them together.

Black Forest Cake Friday

Onthecyberseas ( @onthecyberseas )

[David/Patrick, G, 1,197 words]

Patrick is unable to sleep due to David's stress baking, and enlists help to get them through the holiday season.

A Slip Off Track

iola17 ( @beaiola )

[David/Patrick, T, 4,938 words]

When Patrick wakes up in his childhood bedroom with no memory of how he got there, he's understandably confused. Now he's scrambling to make sense of what's happened while navigating his relationships and, most importantly, working out how to find his way back to his beloved husband.

Behind the Christmas Tree

tyfinn ( @tyfinn )

[David/Patrick, T, 2,372 words]

Stevie Budd has always hated Christmas until a certain family moved to town. After that, she became friends with David Rose and her Christmases were never the same again.

Misdemeanor Miscommunication Mistletoe

queenMABcreates ( @queenmabcreates )

[David/Patrick, T, 7,373 words]

David Rose has always gone out of his way to protect his sister, even at times to his own detriment. It’s a thankless job that has only ever brought him extra anxiety, with a pinch of jealousy, and a side of resentment.

All of that is about to change though, because this time it has led him straight to Patrick Brewer.

Which might be the best thing that’s ever happened to him.

solstice

fakingsincerity ( @fakingsincerity )

[Stevie/Twyla, G, 1,513 words]

Twyla has a ritual for the winter solstice. This year, Stevie is invited.

A Cardamom Christmas

TrueIllusion ( @trueillusion82 )

[David/Patrick, T, 1hr 42min]

Podfic of Lisamc21's "A Cardamom Christmas."

David is stressed about work and decides to check out the nearby Christmas market. He expects to find lunch and maybe a Christmas gift or two. He doesn't expect to meet a charming baker who dishes teasing quips as much as sweet treats. David returns to the market each day to get another taste of Patrick the baker.

The Man in B13

FrizzleNox ( @frizzlenox )

[David/Patrick, G, 1,715 words]

“David? What are you doing here?” The resident of B-13 asked, clearly surprised to see David. “I moved back to the city a few weeks ago. I didn’t realize that we were neighbors. I’ve been meaning to call you, see if you wanted to get coffee or something…”

David and Patrick reunite unexpectedly during a snowstorm.

I Would Teach My Feet to Fly

stargazer56 ( @stargazer56 )

[David/Patrick, G, 7,259 words]

Patrick moves to Schitt's Creek a few weeks before Christmas, gets roped into playing piano for the town Christmas Concert and Carol Sing, meets David Rose and learns how to be brave.

the grey ceiling on the earth

queenMABcreates ( @queenmabcreates )

[David/Patrick, M, 6,000 words]

He has been called many names over the years: Jack Frost, Bon Hiver, Old Man Winter, Frosti, The Snow Miser.

He just wants to be Patrick Brewer.

Last of My Kind

Hettiedodger ( @carolrain )

[David/Patrick, G, 7,800 words]

Patrick and David are visiting the Brewers for Christmas. Marcy is having trouble giving away a table. (It’s not about the table.)

Betrayed by the Polar Vortex

coffee_and_glitter ( @fictasticvoyage )

[David/Patrick, G, 833 words]

Patrick wakes up with a Wintry problem, and David helps him out

One Night, One Cab

iola17 ( @beaiola )

[David/Patrick, T, 4,355 words]

After the holiday party he's attending quickly turns sour, David has to get the hell out of there. He heads down to the street, searching for a cab to make his escape only to run into a stranger with the same idea, running away from his own problems.

And with only one cab in sight, neither of them are giving up easily…

O Christmas Tree

Houdini74 ( @mostlyinthemorning )

[David/Patrick, G, 2,689 words]

A trip to the woods to harvest the Brewer’s Christmas tree brings an unexpected surprise.

All Wrapped Up on Christmas Eve

FrizzleNox ( @frizzlenox )

[David/Patrick, G, 1,206 words]

“Are you okay?” Patrick asked, “You can say no, but I’ll warn you, there’s a bit of a wait, and you look like you’d rather not be alone. I wouldn’t mind sitting with you, if you’d like a hand to hold.”

A pair of injuries turns into a Christmas Eve meet-cute.