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♪ this is love, love, love, love ♪ precious love ♪ this is precious love ♪ and it's teaching me to be a better man ♪ this is precious love, precious love ♪
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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: September 29
2019
All Tied Up [david/patrick, E, 4,768] by Point_of_no_return
David and Patrick have been with each other for seven years and Patrick has some ideas for how to spice things up in the bedroom. David ends up surprising Patrick by being just a few steps ahead of him. Or...that one time Patrick asked to be tied to the bed.
i'm the one that loves you. [david/patrick, T, 2,221] by shewitches
"David kisses him, and all of his insides light up. The first thing he thinks is finally, and the second thing he thinks is that he wishes he had done this sooner. He feels like a fireworks show is going off in his chest with every press of David’s lips against his, and the grand finale is the way David is looking at him when he pulls back. God, is that what this is supposed to feel like? David tastes like the disgusting freezer burnt cheese sticks from the cafe, and Patrick wants to memorize the shape of his mouth for days. He’s never wanted anyone this way, and it’s terrifying in the most exciting way. " or, a look inside Patrick's brain as he kisses David throughout season 4.
small town rumors. [david/patrick, M, 11,008] by @focksii
“They own the town,” Ray had explained. “They lost everything a few years back due to a crooked business manager scamming them out of hundreds of millions of dollars. They live at the motel at the end of the road. They’re vampires.” He’d said that last part so casually, and then moved onto the woman who owned the motel, and then her entire family, that Patrick wasn’t entirely sure he’d heard Ray correctly. OR The AU where everything is the same, except the Roses are vampires.
sweeter than candy [david/patrick, T, 655] by @helvetica-upstart
Inspired by this tweet: “Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.”
Take a chill pill [david/patrick, T, 4,476] by @scarlett-ice
This is it. This is how David is going to die. Hungry, alone and unable to move. He’s helpless, vulnerable to any psychopathic murderers who might be wandering around. What’s worse is that he’s not even going to be able to say goodbye to Patrick. AKA 5 times David overreacted and the 1 time it was Patrick.
Been also doing a rewatch of the whole Schitt's Creek (you know, as opposed to watching just from 3.08 forward 😂) and my unpopular opinion of the day is under the cut. Consider yourself warned. It's not all positive.
I don't really understand the hate that Mutt gets. He's not any worse than any average guy out there. He's actually pretty nice and kind if you think about it. He helps David build the chest and buys a bicycle for Alexis and brings her soup when she's sick and he lent his barn for Moira's birthday party. He's just a nice guy. I mean, yeah, he is obviously bad at communicating, but that doesn't make him a bad person. I mean Alexis is pretty insufferable as a person and a partner most of the time and Mutt still likes her and cares about her and supports her. I for one would want to kill myself if Alexis Rose came to spend a night at my place and then never left for a week. If anything Mutt was always very patient with her. He just wants to live in his barn and compost in peace lol. When I was rewatching the first seasons I kept waiting for the moment that would justify the hate Mutt gets, but it just never came. He was just always there being kind and supportive of Alexis. I mean he did tell that he used to bully Ted in school (or actually he only said he shoved him once iirc), but as he said, he was a different person back then. It was a long time ago. So yeah, I don't really get it. He's not a bad person. I like how calm and chill he is. And especially if you compare the attitude against him and for example Jake, it makes me wonder. Why is Jake so loved? He is the most selfish and self absorbed person, even more than any of the Roses (except for Moira maybe lol) and still everyone seems to think he is so great. I mean, David said it, Jake doesn't care about anything but himself. He has no respect for anyone. He's just an airhead who doesn't even understand that people's feelings might get hurt because of his actions. Mutt on the other hand is kind and considerate. He just wasn't compatible with Alexis. Jake and Mutt are both chill guys who are good at carpentry, but one thinks with his dick and the other with his head and his heart. And for some reason the fandom hates the latter. Anyway, it wasn't my intention to make this a negative thing. I just wanted to defend Mutt lol. But as soon as I mentioned Jake, I'd lost the game. I can't make a positive post where I mention Jake. I mean, SC is a comedy and he's a fun and funny character. I get that. He served his purpose in the show. But I will never understand the love for him from this fandom. Or the hate for Mutt. So there you go. My unpopular opinion.
Mutt dancing with Jocelyn and Roland at the end of Schitt's Creek Season 2 is so wholesome and beautiful 🥺I love when comedy shows have a real heart to them and have their serious and heartfelt moments like that. I didn't really like Mutt to begin with but he's growing on me, and so is Roland to a degree, but ya know, he's... Roland so... but ah that and when Moira and Johnny hugged David and Alexis and the previous episode when David helped that little girl when she unexpectedly got her period, poor man was so clueless but he tried and I bet he was like that with Alexis when they were growing up.
Also the scene at the end of S2 E12 where David is making scary noises to Alexis and talking about the ghosts he sees in the motel room and scaring the shit out of Alexis is so funny, peak sibling behaviour, one time when I was a kid my brother told me I screamed so loud I'd wake the dead and my autistic ass took it literally and was fucking terrified that my shouts/screams would cause zombies 😂😂
SCHITT’S CREEK (2015 - 2020) S02E04 — Estate Sale
"I did say I missed spin class! So you bought me a bike... because I said I missed spin class... because you're so thoughtful and perceptive."
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Our farm witch friends really delivered with their faves last month and we're here this week to share the last of that list. Thank you to everyone who responded to pass along the fics you love and help keep this fandom reading (and writing)!
Check these community fave works out and leave the authors some love!
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Bound by symmetry (barelypink) “I am and always will be a sucker for a slow burn. This one is a diamond.”
Goodwill (@spiders-hth-is-an-outlier) “I don't know why I love this as much as I do. It's really sad, but also really joyful. It unfolds so beautifully. I love all the introspection. And the socks. I'll always love the socks.”
If not now (MoreHuman, swat117) “There is no truer test of a relationship than all the time in the world.”
If you say run, I’ll run with you (upbeat) “Wonderful, different take on the wedding.”
Language of Love (pandorasdaydream) “This series takes the 22 min tv episodes and fills in the moments we don’t see. David and Patrick are fleshed out, while staying true to Dan Levy’s characters. The series is beautifully written and developed.”
Left unsaid (@treepyful) “A very detailed day in the life of a rare pair in the Fandom. Like, so so detailed. But every word is glorious and intentional, and somehow, though there's only like 6 words of dialog in the entire fic, so much gets said. Also, there's one of the most incredible descriptions of a thunderstorm that I've ever read.”
Neither snow, nor rain (middyblue) “Christmas slow-burn.”
Post hoc ergo propter hoc (various) “I love all of the installments in this political AU because I liked the West Wing a lot but it was never queer enough. This series has all the humor and dialogue and romance and Queer Feelings (tm) you might ever wish for in a beltway workplace drama, plus President Johnny Rose and Stevie Budd as his (eventual) chief of staff.”
Prismatic (thetrustytaco) **WIP** “You only see b&w until you get close to your soulmate! Gah! Not finished but so good so far!!”
Sleepless (@wellschitt) “This fic is funny, sexy, and full of heart, and at just over 10k, it's the perfect length for a reread (or in my case many, many rereads) when you need a quick pick me up on a stressful day.”
Time until the end of time (@ships-to-sail, yourbuttervoicedbeau (@kiwiana-writes)) “I've been into the idea of a waiting room on the way to the after life for a long time, and this piece totally does our characters justice. If you have an ache in your life, it will knead it and might even heal you a bit.”
Value added (theMaura) “Short. Hilarious.”
Vampires Are People Too! (@petrodobreva) “It's a rare thing indeed for a fic author to create a unique, fully realized alternative world while still holding on to the spirit of the canon work that we all know and love, but that's exactly what petrodobreva manages to pull off in this teen vampire AU.”
Winning the Game (@ladyflowdi) “One of the most hilarious laugh-out-loud fics in the fandom.”
Knowing Tim Rozon was both Doc Holliday and Mutt Schitt is funny
R is for Rust
@leofdaeg-sand and @schittscreekdrabblechallenge
Two men snuggled up outside of Blouse Barn: a tall blond lumberjack in a moss shirt and a shorter brunette in a rust-colored flannel and a glorious beard. Patrick knows it's impolite to stare, but 1. He's never seen two other men make out. 2. They are defiantly, probably staring back. "I like your hat." The brunette nods. His partner runs circles on his back, and Patrick can almost feel David's comforting hand. "I like your beard," Patrick blurts out. The smile that overtakes both of the guys' faces is worth it. "I like your belt buckle." The tall guy winks. Patrick has to look down. He's never had a bulge for someone to compliment. The packer seems to be doing more than one job. Patrick blushes. "Is everything okay?" David's voice jostles him back to just outside the Blouse Barn. "Tiger!" Tall guy steps forward, David shimmies and they end up kissing each other's cheeks. "Jake! What are you doing here?" David demands. "We're waiting on Twy. You're coming to our Halloween party right? Bring your boyfriend." Patrick buffers at the word 'boyfriend.' The brunette slides next to him. "Hey, cowboy, can you breathe for me? Slow and steady..."