Cowboy gov'nors perform mating dances to attract a mate

Jade West and Robbie Shapiro (Find Their Big Bang)

Jade is someone that is independent. Someone who is proud of being alone, of having no close friends, of being harsh before she is kind, of being sharp before she softens.

But it is fucking lonely here, with the only person she lets in close being a boyfriend who regularly prefers to spend time with other girls.

Why doesn’t he just fucking break up with me? Jade wants to ask, needs to ask for the answer to her ache, but she told herself a long, long time ago, when she watched her mother’s reactions to her father’s indiscretions, that she wouldn’t beg. That she wouldn’t stay in a relationship where someone cheated on her.

But Beck hasn’t quite cheated, has he, and they’ve been dating since they were fourteen, and she doesn’t know who she is when she’s not walking through Hollywood Arts with Beck’s arm around her waist.

But right now, Robbie is looking at her, and there is a tenderness in his eyes that makes her feel tender as a bruise, like something that will crumble if just poked the right way, and she hates it, because Jade West is not fragile. She is not someone who is brittle.

She is not someone who lets Robbie fucking Shapiro get under her skin.

-aletterinthenameofsanity, from where I'm standing (it looks like i'm way long overdue)

I made a little Rade (Roy x Jade) animation!! (This came out better than I thought) The song used is Golden Hour by JVKE

I'm gonna tag their biggest shippers: @lubelledragon & @ludwig-vk

Hope y'all like it!

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Jade- Human-Werewolf. Fighter, Gunslinger. Multiclasses Druid, Circle of Stars. Her character was literally raised by wolves.

Rose- Her race is a toss up. I want to say Drow but honestly she might play a Human or a Halfling too. Warlock, The Great Old One Subclass. Because duh.

Roxy- A Tabaxi Wizard. Because do I really need to say anything more than cat wizard?

Tavros- I know the obvious answer would be Minotaur but I think he'd like to play a Mimic. Druid for oblivious reasons, Circle of Dreams. Multiclasses Rogue because he deserves it.

Nepeta- A White Tabaxi named A'ce. Rogue, Subclass Thief. Brings Equius and Tavroses pcs into her schemes.

Karkat- Stout Tiefling Fighter (basically just a self-insert for himself), took Elderitch Knight because he was jealous nearly everyone else was a spell caster.

Terezi- A Red Dragonborn with x-shaped scar across her eye's. Investigator Background. Monk, Way Of The Ascendant Dragon. (Because if she has the option she will choose dragon.)

Vriska- Either a Drow or a Tiefling. Rogue, Arcane Trickster. Background as Pirate and skill in dice games. (Her PC is basically a self insert as well. Roleplays well except for the fact she keeps trying to kill people and start fights.)

Equius- Centaur Ranger and Beast Master. Lawful Good to a fault. Set Strength has us highest stat in the beginning and then kept adding until it was 20. Yes, Nepetas pc rides him, yes he can kick to do damage. (Joined because Nepeta did, but is legitimately enjoying it despite insisting its a silly game.)

Gamzee- Tiefling (or possibly Goliath?) Fallen Cleric and Multiclasses as Bard. (I'm glad I was researching this because I thought Oathbreaker Clerics were a thing but no that's for Paladins.) I think his in-game god would either be someone like Pan or some sort of ocean god with ties to the undead.