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Hat Gov'nor Lore Compilation

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I had art block so I decided to draw the new F/F RO who hasn't shown up yet. It was supposed to be a quick doodle but I ended up going overboard. I considered putting a coat of arms on the horse but I didn't know what her family's coat of arms would be. ngl I take a lot of liberties when it comes to designing the clothes of ITFO characters because the time period of all my references is all over the place.

Wouldn't it be funny if it turns out I drew another one of John Louis's characters wrong? I'm basically setting myself up for that by drawing her before she even shows up.

Fun fact: I originally imagined Elya's hair looking similar to this but I decided not to go with this because Elya was weak in my playthrough and I thought the hair didn't suit her personality

I'm so deep into my I, the Forgotten One delusions that I forget that Rade is not the innocent victim of a deranged cowboy hat-headed stalker

Anyway Rade is the only one who knows that there are 2 Marshals.

Also Rade started the war solely to get rid of the Cowboy Marshal. After the war Rade got Sobik to promise him that he'd keep the marshal far away from him and when that didn't happen, Rade decided to take matters into his own hands.

You have no idea how much fun it is to make up weird lore for the most unlikely stories. I encourage everyone to do weird shit like this.

Would you still love Uly if they were bald?

I would not. I always get the feeling that I'm not drawing Uly right while I'm sketching him. Then one day it hit me: he looks weird every time I sketch him because I haven't drawn his hair yet. Uly is defined completely by his hair just like how Driver is defined completely by his lack of hair. If Uly doesn't have hair, that ain't him.

My Marshal draws Rade like one of his Kroridian girls

idk why I made this or why I finished this but if I must be cursed with the knowledge of this artwork's existence, so must the rest of you

Also I have to confess: I don't actually want Rade romance. I just think he's hot but I don't want an actual romance.

How it feels to have the Lazlo toggle on

I bet Mira would love a Catboy Marshal

ft Stoyan, the Marshal of my friend u/iiFeliscityii

He is a catboy gov'nor which is like cowboy gov'nors but they have cat maid headbands. Like all hat gov'nors, they reproduce via mpreg but the baby gestates inside the cat ears and two tiny babies are born each time. They are born like kangaroos: little red rockets that climb their way into the pouch located on their apron.

It has been too long since I've drawn my babygirl

For those of you who don't know, I've been drawing with my phone using my finger because I didn't have a tablet or a stylus. I just got a tablet today and decided the first thing I should draw is Uly. I should've gotten a tablet sooner because my god drawing is so much easier now.

Anyway I needed to remind everyone that I AM ULYSSES' NUMBER 1 SIMP AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT TITLE FROM ME

I know in Kanton cowboy hat heads are canonically considered attractive according to Word of God but are they also considered hot irl?

John Louis came to me in a vision and revealed to me the secrets of the cowboy gov'nors

The Normal Marshal exists in the Cowboy Marshal Saga

Neither of them know the other exists. The reason why they've never met is because the Cowboy Marshal showed up midway to Krorid and everyone mistook him for the Normal Marshal. They all left the Normal Marshal behind while he was sleeping. If they ever meet, they will fight to the death.

You're probably wondering, how does all this work? How were they born? What about the other cowboy gov'nors?

Well the answer is simple: dragon breaks exist in Kanton.

Also if the mold in the Cowboy Marshal's hat head is ever unleashed, it will cause the Kantonian equivalent of the black plague. That is my ideal ending.

I noticed midway through making this that I have only ever drawn Elya happy once.

btw remember when I said on the forum that I wasn't sure if Obren romance was canon in the Cowboy Marshal Saga? I've decided it is canon but only with the Normal Marshal. No one can tell the Cowboy Marshal and the Normal Marshal apart so when Obren flirts with the Cowboy Marshal, he thinks he's flirting with the Normal Marshal. Obren gets very confused when Cowboy Marshal does not return his affections while Cowboy Marshal was very confused when Obren gave him the dagger.

The fact that the Prefect and Julia started an affair after she recruited them implies that if Leta got to the Prefect first we could've started an affair with her instead

How Abijah probably thought things would go with Sue

My 1966 MC isn't the only eldritch version of my MC

The mold in my Marshal's cowboy hat head is the most powerful and malicious eldritch being in the multiverse. It is only barely kept at bay by my Marshal's obsession with Rade.

Also Cowboy Gov'nors ride pink Utahraptors to battle

I only realized while drawing this that both my 1966 and ITFO MCs wear crowns over their hats

Whiskey Four by @johnlouisif

1966 by @1966-if

Unsupervised by Lucas Zaper and Morton Newberry

Fallen Hero by @fallenhero-rebirth