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i don’t think i was meant for a 9-5. i was meant to be a knight in a homoerotic secret relationship with a prince and die a violent death defending him.

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

Hilda Valentine Goneril Voice: Nine months. In my womb. Making me work. And she looks like her stupid mom!!