#petty

Ando aburrida, 𝗆𝗒⠀⠀𝖽𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆͟͟𝗌͟͟ ⠀ 💭

To start off, merry pride. I’m a lesbian, important the storyline.

Okay, so boom. I was ‘friends’ with this incel for maybe 6 months as a whole ass lesbian, right? This guy was… a bit crazy- actually very, but he legit started the friendship telling me about how his friend told him to “play the long game.’ I says to em “that’s nice” under the assumption that I’m playing Monopoly with a Get-Out-Of-Jail card because I have said the magic words of having dated a woman. Apparently this waste of sperm turns out homophobic and says the slurs while expecting that I come to date him.

Two important things to note about this guy; he hates femboys for his own sexual attraction to them and despises drawings of men.

Yes, you read that right, dear reader. He’s one of those ‘straight’ men who force Bibles down people’s throats while having skeletons in their own closet. He folded with no pressure as he believed he had a chance of being a candidate of the Lesbian Bachlor without a pair.

Funny how men are when they’ve never had a girl.

I ended up getting out in time with a need for therapy, not assaulted fully despite the threats. I walked out with most of my dignity and a truck-kun worth of spite for the man that needed directions.

Of course I don’t have an readily available Susan to use, so I had to improvise.

One thing I had been practicing in the whole show was the male anatomy. Why? I wanted to draw Vox as well as Twitter takes, that’s why. The guy wouldn’t have it and expected that I draw his big-booby bikini woman for the low low price of free. The jit expected the person he couldn’t respect was attracted to women to draw him attractive women. You can smell the irony from here.

“But Cala, why wouldn’t you draw attractive women that you find attractive instead?”

To that I say… that porn addict could still get his grubby hands on it and goon to that, my child. The jit is chronically online himself despite his deflections. I need to make something so ungoonable to him that if he was to find me out on the streets of the web he would leave pissed.

For 5 months straight, I grinded and looked at every anatomy tutorial known to man to draw men I didn’t dream of. You thought I was just some commoner that made only half the jump in? Hell no, I dove in that water face first without any other thought but a slow revenge. The fact I’m not attracted to it makes the quantity of gay shit maxxed out and I took no survivors. Yes, gay women can draw very good men, I feel like that should be a fact.

Moral of the story is be petty if a man won’t take that bowling ball. Happy Pride from Calamuras… WITH A GIFT!