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boyfriend!xiao who doesnt freak out about bugs in the house, but gives you the most insane side eye you've ever seen in your entire life if you do. if you insist that he takes it out, he will, but not without a "here, happy now?"

boyfriend!xiao who only likes hugs when he initiates them. his favorite kind is hugging you from behind.

boyfriend!xiao who will judge you a little for crying at a movie, but will do his best to comfort you anyway.

if you have a period, boyfriend!xiao will help you with any pain or exhaustion as well as he can, but to the point where you're stuck in bed all day until you can prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that you're fine.

however, if you're like me who has periods hand delivered by Satan himself, boyfriend!xiao may try to take you to the nearest hospital before you convince him that it's normal for you.

boyfriend!xiao who needs constant reassurance that you're sure you wanna be with someone like him, and you absolutely do because LOOK AT THAT FACE OH MY GOOD LORD

boyfriend!xiao who loves a good scalp massage. head scratches are his weakness. it helps quiet the voices in his head

boyfriend!xiao with both an anxious and an avoidant attachment style at the same time. he tries to keep his distance, but Gods he just wants to be by you all the time just to keep you safe.

boyfriend!xiao who gets unreasonably jealous. he doesnt ever take it out on you, but he will take you home from any function if he notices anybody getting too close to you.

boyfriend!xiao who definitely will mark you as his after said function.

boyfriend!xiao who mostly doms, but upon being convinced to sub one time becomes addicted to it.

boyfeiend!xiao who loves watching you sleep and will find himself staying up all night just listening to you breathe.

boyfriend!xiao who enjoys holding you more than anything else. he loves it when you lay on his lap or when you be his little spoon. if theres skin to skin involved? ugh hes in heaven.

-we all know he hates crowds cus he avoids liyue harbor like the plague. however. he discovers headphones and its like he met Jesus

-discovers what a demiboy is and goes "yeah. thats me" and goes on w his life cus he doesnt see why coming out is such a big deal.

-similarly to the feminist thing from my last post, is an ally because "i dont care what you do in the bedroom" (i picture him saying this with an absolutely repulsed face)

-demisexual/demiromantic to such a degree that everyone assumes he's aroace

-doesnt like being touched much, but if he's really in his feelings he might be okay with a hand on the shoulder.

-also hates hugs because they make him feel trapped.

-definitely said something along the lines of "sleep is for the weak/I'll sleep when im dead" at one point or another

-isnt interested in anything like video games or consumable media as a whole, but in a world where he can be convinced to sit down and play, I just know he would be cracked at doom.

-massive fidgeter. plays w everything. his necklace. his gloves. his hair. his entire body is a fidget toy

-genuinely enjoys eating snow because WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT LMFAO

-learns about a period for the first time and is genuinely horrified. doesnt offer to help, but rather stands there like

-feminist because "literally why does it matter what you were born with. mortals are dumb."

-autistic. au. fucking. tistic. literally only likes one food, and IN HIS STORY it says "nonetheless, it is not the sweet taste that Xiao hankers for. its the texture he finds irresistible." also just. everything about him.

-if someone were to be watching a movie in his vicinity, he would do the dad thing where he stands there just to see what it is, but gets a little invested and stands there for 20 minutes refusing to sit down

-uses a mattress that's as hard as a rock, but a very soft blanket (provided by the wangshu inn ofc)

-isn't interested in having a pet of his own, but would enjoy being in the presence of a cat. I can see him HATING dogs, but a cat who will just quietly sit in his presence would probably be nice.

-he and fischl would actually hate each other. I dont know where I got this idea.

-avid lover of lofi and Minecraft music. on the other side of the coin, I can also see him liking rock. maybe it's because hes my emo little comfort character but idk for some reason I see him enjoying Thank You for the Venom by MCR.

-hates alcohol with a burning passion and will judge you for drinking it. not because of trauma reasons, he just thinks it's dumb.

-his life was changed when introduced to snow cones (iykyk)