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Danmatt super early valentine's 💌
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Mom Dan and dad Matt 🤲🤲
the best third-wheel
65.
updated aaron's pfp in neil's phone ❤️
-> aftg socmed au masterpost
fart if u want on/off the tag list :3
tag fam: @sapphoherselz <3 @minyard-05 @you-know-i-get-itt @andrewsleftarmband @millportisntreal @glendover @the-circumstances @tessasilverswan @larkspire @detectivebambam @ohmpunn @youdontknowhowtodiequietly @pink-hydrangea @allfor-thegames @jjjosten @little2nerdy @jean-yvesning @buffalo-fox @monster-with-an-attitude-problem @captain-sunshine-11 @inafieldofstarflowers @moon-over-ruined-castle @mqmneee @carbon-dated-gal @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @jdreaming @anxiouslyandmessily @min-getoutofmy-yard @iseethestarsyouseethedarkness @clavicuss-vile @vellichor-lover @jctko @mineyardjostenrivalry @andrew-minyards-flirting-skills @cupofmaddy @hellonthengine @amphibianisconcerned @givemethedamnflowers @th-th-th-thats-all-folks @turning-the-key @once-more-with-anxiety @stxrrstruckk @andrewsrabbit @littlebirdssinging @emilibs @skeptic-cupcake @sethisonendgame @blondeandfivefeeteven @belshouseofdreams
shout out to captains jeremy & dan and their gentle giant backliner boyfriends
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pt. 22 | aftg socmed au pt. 23 | pt. 24 (MASTERPOST)
tag list: @wasitworththefallforthesun @qixjone @very-small-flower @justaboredcryptid @demon-of-arts @sleepy-kamren @bisexualchaosdemon @justalunaticfangirl @ienvysomegays @all-for-exy @jeanmoreau29-3 @tireddreamergirl @little2nerdy @wasitworththefallforthesun @izzyhandsdeservedbetter @chaoticfox03 @youdontknowhowtodiequietly @moon-over-ruined-castle @winningmymind @graveyardviolence @aceadoxography @screechin-outloud @jean-yvesning @anxiouslyandmessily @saphritalks @itingtmywly @mqmneee @lovely-jjh @andrewsleftarmband @embooks @marzanomics @ugly-punkling @min-getoutofmy-yard @beatrix33 @slushsoda
I start summer classes soon ugh
Back with the protein snack slander in part 39
Translation:
Nächster halt - Next stop
Halt dein Maul - shut your mouth
More German memes that don’t make sense in English sorry I think y’all just gotta learn German atp 😔
Needed to give Allison hair like mine so she’s now this gorgeous woman I found on Pinterest that has the same hair structure as me
Also in case anyone was wondering, I survived my colonoscopy. Woke up and couldn’t speak German anymore. Only talked to them in English. Immediately asked the nurses if they know Hadestown. They didn’t. I woke up and locked in at the nerd factory.
Roland being called Roland is killing me that’s my sober uncle’s name. Writing this out made me realize how strong the addiction gene is in my family. Why do I have so many alcoholic relatives. My alcoholic aunt just died of lung cancer after being a chainsmoker her whole life. My dad is low-key a high functioning alcoholic. His brother (Roland) is sober. His other brother is a cheater and a liar. My dad is also a chainsmoker. This doesn’t fare well for me. I’d fit right in with the foxes (my mom also used to hit me ❤️)
Me dropping the wildest lore in these captions just to see who actually reads them. Anyways dump your family trauma in the comments <3
Also warm Müsli slaps and I will not hear otherwise.
Tags for my worsties: @minyard-05 @all-for-exy @andreilscat @tessasilverswan @carbon-dated-gal @anxiouslyandmessily @gansey-like @iwannascreameurekaa @hawkeye08 @buffalo-fox @meta-breakers @williamluvr @you-know-i-get-itt @youdontknowhowtodiequietly @bumble-bean-boy @weralika @dead-welsh-king @jctko @mapbottakeamap @icangotwiceashigh @oddlylongtelephonecord @inafieldofstarflowers @m-n-d @ugly-punkling @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @izzyhandsdeservedbetter @andrewsleftarmband @justaboredcryptid @bisexualchaosdemon @justalunaticfangirl @hawkguy-eye @screechin-outloud @lainnesys @mqmneee @ildas @thewaferofchaos @ienvysomegays @fly-in-amber @solqrays @min-getoutofmy-yard @spitefulwizard @kayleigh-days @aksbe @studytimez @bbuckwildd @shining-just-4-u @falafels @arsonistblue @starvingangels-5 @trulysarcastic [to be continued in reblogs]
can wymack be my dad too