#kevallison

Neil: Andrew invited him to “Come to bed w/ us” & he said “But it’s only 9 o’clock.”

Jean: I told him he “Could have me” & he said “Have you where, the court?”

Andrew: I told him I would “Handcuff him to the bed” & he said “I have a metal allergy.”

Allison: I told him he had “One shot to impress me” & he said “Do you have any vodka?”

Jeremy: I asked him if he “Wanted to see what I look like on my knees” & he said “You’d look shorter.”

allison needs someone who will treat her well but will also let her be completely independent. she needs someone who won’t underestimate her or treat her like she’s about to break, because she’s so much stronger than she gets credit for

It doesn’t matter how long it’s been, whether they saw last him last week or last year.