Kevin Day’s Impregnator

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

I straight up want to own a solid gold coin and a large gemstone this isnt a joke Im dead serious

being a lesbian is awesome

i have tested positive for tzatziki

not to be horny on my horny blog or anything but. i need to be bitten

When my mom says at one point I was so sickly thin it didn’t look pretty anymore but she never said anything or did anything to help me when I was at that point. She never even showed that she acknowledged it until after I dug myself out of that hellhole. How do you see that shit and still fail your kid so completely?

Also the fact I had an active eating disorder when I still lived with my parents and went into recovery almost immediately when I moved out because I was actually surrounded by a proper support system and people who did acknowledge that I wasn’t healthy and were there for me on my way of getting healthier…

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all