Kevin Day’s Impregnator

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

@falafels Frankie slop on my dashboard

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know