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They’re the rats… rat dads.

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phantom isn't the name of a fabric is she fucking stupid??
Headcanon but Simon wears the dumbest fucking T-shirts when he’s off duty:
T-shirt that says "Strawberry Jams but this Glock don't"
"I wish I had mental stability instead of these giant tits"
"Chicken tender slut"
"I exist without my consent"
"I put the hot in psychotic"
"If lost, do not return."
"Emotional damage" (in military
stencil font)
"Corn is a fruit"
“I lost my virginity at a Dennys” (flatly refused to elaborate on that one)
Based off of this thought I had a while ago, and randomly felt the urge to write a blurb about it.
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Soft piano cords drift down the hall as you and Sylus fight to catch your breath. You guys had been ravenous, tearing away at your newly purchased condom box which was now halfway empty.
"Hey Sylus?"
You feel hist chest rumble softly as he hums in acknowledgment, the sound tickling your ears gently.
"Since your evol is energy manipulation, you think you could like just... 'deactivate' your sperm or something? That way maybe we could go raw sometimes maybe?"
It's quiet. Too quiet, so you lift your head and look up to find him staring at you incredulously. This has got to be a legendary moment. You have rendered the always quick to retort, leader of the N109 zone completely speechless.
You can practically see the gears moving in his brain as he tries to comprehend the words that just left your mouth. After a while a scoff escapes his lips, and before you know it he starts laughing.
Really laughing. The kind of belly laugh you can't help but get infected by. "Sy, I'm being serious." You giggle out, body still sticky and sweaty from the intense lovemaking you guys had just finished. Your body moving in tandem with his laughter, and when he finally stopped he turned to look at you.
"We can certainly try, no?"
Oh boy, you were in for it now.
This was what happened in the new update, right?

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A part of me thinks that Ras al ghul didn’t pick Khoa as his heir because he’d turn the league of assassins into lookin like a dang Apple Store given the chance. Minimalistic look with white walls fkn everywhere. And cybernetic ninjas probably. Which admittedly would be pretty cool. Alas Ras is too attached to his old man aesthetic the likes of which only Bruce can match in terms of old nick knacks and gothic decor.
That being said I think we should give it a go. if for nothing else than the mental image of Khoa doing a design overhaul on the league of assassins base with ras in the corner sipping on a cup of tea as he watches with a steadily increasing sense of dread as Khoa puts more and more of his antique items into the throw away pile.
So many games would zoom in a little too close on characters like Tifa or Aerith to get those cheap fan service-y shots for promotion, but FF7 really came out and said,
“Nah we’re gonna do that to the main villain of the game. CAMERAMAN, ZOOMETH IN ON HIS ASSETS!”
and then they did.
Repeatedly.
anytime one of the batkids or JL members have to use one of the more obscure Batman contingency plans they are soooo embarrassed about it because you know they complained about learning it and said it wasn’t necessary and would never happen