#ghostmaker

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✨Bonus✨:

The Riddler, entering the Iceberg Lounge: Batman fucking yelled at me today.

Penguin, shaking cocktails: What did you do?

The Riddler: Why do you assume I did something?

Harley: Show your work.

Bane, entering the lounge and pointing at The Riddler: Nygma, it was my night with the Bat!

Scarecrow, muttering: And I get yelled at for stealing time slots.

Penguin: He's right, Ed. It was Bane's night. Check the timetable.

The Riddler: I literally didn't do anything. I was headed here, I stopped to get the nuts you asked for and just happened to walk past and I literally just said Hi to Spoiler and Red Robin and then Big Bat told me to fuck off.

Bane: I had him pinned under a car, begging for mercy-

Ivy: OK now I'm calling bullshit because Bats doesn't beg-

Selina: I beg to differ but-

Bane: And we were just at that point, you know, getting to when he's about to give it his all-

Harley: Somewhere the Joker is after perking up

Bane: - and then he wasn't in the mood any more!

Khoa: Been there.

Bane: Edward ruined my moment!

The Riddler: I just said Hi to the kids, man. Spoiler waved. What was I going to do? Snub her?

Two-Face: Yeah, Bats is a little touchy around the kids these days.

Zsasz: Deathstroke is in town.

Harley:

Ivy:

Scarecrow:

Selina:

Khoa:

Two-Face:

The Riddler:

The Penguin:

Bane: Edward, our feud is on hold as it were. We must ensure the Bat's birds can fly safely.

The Penguin: Hold on. I spent $70 on ingredients.

Khoa: So what? We're going to let Deathstroke be around Bats' kids?

Penguin: No, I'm just saying if Ivy doesn't protest, I have plastic take out cups. We can bash Deathstroke and still have cocktail hour.

Ivy: Are they bio-degradeable?

Penguin: Recyclable.