Aug 9, 2025
These four idiots (they're not idiots, they're smarter than I'll ever be)
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These four idiots (they're not idiots, they're smarter than I'll ever be)
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Diana Prince (Wonder Woman) with all the batkids when they were kids
Dick Grayson
Diana (rubbing young Dick Grayson's cheek with her hand): Baby, tiny, precious! You're so cute!
Dick giggled with a smile.
Diana: Do you want a candy?
Dick: Mm, yes! Yes! Please!
you know how it's hc (more like a universally accepted but never outright said fact) that the batsons all look like bruce
jason looks most like bruce, drown to the gruff exterior. that bitch is built like a tank and! larger than bruce
dick also looks like bruce. just a happier, more extroverted version of him. and more pretty boy-esque rather than dark and brooding
damian, of course, is a given, but you can tell there's always a balance of talia's features on him. but the scowl, the attitude, the eyebrows and eye shape?? that's all bruce
and then there's tim- oh tim
i've always viewed tim as the effeminate version of bruce (like the equivalant of people saying 'you have your mom's features', if that makes sense; while dick, jason and damian all get it from their dad)
i mean, compared to his brothers, he's smaller. built more compact. and maybe if he didn't become a vigilante, he would be more lean rather than muscled. he was drawn with long hair at some point, and out of all the iterations of batsons i've seen, he has the puppiest dog eyes ever. and! he's always drawn with softer features (or maybe that comes from the fact that dc refuses to age him past 17)
anyways- tim is the type of pretty that you won't notice he'd be a guy if he dressed up as a girl (i.e. caroline hill) but also the type of handsome that you wouldn't guess would be capable of being pretty unless you actually looked at him or saw him dress up as a girl. (which checks out btw, cause tim drake is every bisexuals dream) like yes you don't know if i could be a girl or a boy?? that's the plan
You know what kills me what actually KILLS ME
Is that the Batfam’s biggest problem is that at their core the Batkids are all trying their hardest to be Bruce, be Batman the best the smartest the strongest the kindest the man who took them in
They grave that validation of clawing their way up to his level
And all Bruce does, what his every action aims to do is to try and prevent his children from ever becoming him in the slightest way possible
And that just makes me want to cry
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spooky themed merch wip hehe. much planned
Imagine if timey wimey shenanigans happened and Bruce got de-aged to before he lost Jason. He takes one look at his giant of a second child and goes "my🥰son🥰".
Damian is flabbergasted and also very jealous. Not only has he never met a version of his father that is so openly affectionate, but also, he can't believe Bruce is giving Jason so much attention. Damian is FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE.
Dick and Tim take one look at Bruce and go on vacation to TT. That is a Bruce that a) has been fighting with Dick and b) does not know Tim. They do not have the emotional range to deal with him.
Jason is both soaking up the attention and running away from it. He has no idea how his brothers convinced him to stay at the Manor with Bruce, but now he can't leave. The one good thing about the whole situation is that he can brag to Damian that Bruce loves him more.
(Jason has been trying to contact Dick and Tim for a week. None of them have picked up their phones. They are playing air hockey in the Tower. Jason hates them.
Dick asks Tim whether they should return home. Tim gives him a look and Dick's all "You are right.")