Welcome to the blog for my fanfics about the batfamly, justice league and arrowverse. I use a different mix of canons and headcanons for my fanfics. I get not everyone will like the changes, but just be nice and not a purist. I'm just writing these stories for fun. My posted ao3 fics and fave script fics are in the masterlist pinned on here. Constructive feedback is always welcome, but rude comments will lead to an automatic block. AO3: Rose_Twilight I post my script fics on here and the chapter styled ones on ao3. I post my mini script fics here and ao3 has my novel fics.
This is the masterlist of ongoing and one-shot batfamily flash fics and Epic the musical flash fics. Each character/fandom title link will go lead you to more stories.
I write batman and fam fanfiction on here and AO3, this is that masterlist of some of my fanfics. Updated regularly. You can find all my fics here and search for them, currently organizing the blog.
AO3 Pseud name: Rose_Twilight
AO3:
Ra's Al Ghul's Vengeance
Fractured Wings
Winx Club: Dragon Flame
Stories posted there about batfamily (so far)
I already tested that
Selina meeting the first Robin
StephCass Masterlist
Arrowverse, Titans, YJ, and JLA Masterlist
Jason's days in the League of Assassins and part time baby sitter
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While Duke doesn't really take the whole cookout invitation seriously, he has a list for the Batfamily.
Duke: Bruce can come. He got money too, but I can see he got soul too. He also usually wears black so he wins on that.
Bruce: Okay, thanks.
Duke: Jason... Invited.
Jason: Can I bring anything?
Duke: You use seasonings?
Jason: Obviously.
Duke: You can bring some food then. I trust you and no raisins.
Jason: Ew, who adds raisins to cookout food?
Duke: Yes, Barbara, who would add nasty ass raisins to a cook out dish?!
Dick and Tim chuckled glancing at Barbara.
Barbara: It was one time and a family recipe.
Duke: You on thin ice and only allowed to bring plates. Now Tim... You may come with your boyfriend.
Tim: He'll be happy to hear that. He would bring the food though.
Duke: Damian... Nah my brother.
Damian, mostly disinterested in the conversation, straightened in his seat and looked around.
Damian: What? What? Why not?
Duke: You already don't eat meat. That would have to be accomdated and then you talk back to your momma. Gotta respect your elders at these cookouts.
Damian: That's not fair! They all talk back to father! Dick did so this morning!
Duke: He's the eldest though. You can be a bit of a party pooper too.
Damian: That's not fair! I'm literally brown, I get an invitation automatically!
Jason: That's not necessarily how that works. What about Dick?
Duke: He'd be there automatically. That wasn't even up for debate. Look at that man, he'd bring Hawaiian rolls and whatever Alfred made. He's good.
Dick smiled sweetly while reading from his book of the month recommdation.
Alfred: I would bring the best food and I can play spades.
Duke: You're already invited Alfred, but you added more reasons. Stephanie... You coming girl. Same with you Cass.
Damian's jealousy and rage boiled over while Cass and Stephanie high fived.
Damian: She's literally a blonde! I deserve an invite! I can dance, the dishes I bring will be the most popular and, and— Are we forgetting Barbara's potato salad disaster last year? She not only added raisins, but cinnamon! Her father had to fix things by bringing sweet potato pie.
Barbara: It was a family recipe! I'm going regardless.
Duke: Yeah, relax girl, you got the invite. Banned from bringing food, but you got soul. You listen to old school R&B.
Barbara: I do. I do, in your face Damian.
Damian: How does father get one and not me?! He's a rich white man! No offense, father.
Bruce (nonchalant): I mean you're not wrong, so it's fine.
Duke: Ya see how Bruce reacted there? He's aware of his privilege, but that don't make him a snob. This isn't cuz you're mixed either, Damian. You just don't kinda corny.
Damian (offended): Corny?
Duke: You lack enough rizz, my boy. Bruce has had decades of practice to become as chill as he is, Dick same, Jason from the same hood as me, but you... nah my boy.
Damian (shaking with rage): You could have called me a slur and that would have hurt less!
Stephanie (giggling): Dang Duke, let him get up.
Duke: I say this with love.
Damian: I have rizz!
Bruce: What does rizz mean again?
Duke: Charisma.
Damian (shouting):And I have an abundance of charisma! This is against my civil rights!
Bruce: Oh rizz means charisma. Thank you Duke. Damian, it's not that serious.
Damian: I got snubbed over Barbara! Over Stephanie... Tim got a fictional invite! Tim!
Tim chuckled dryly, proud of this win. Selina entered the dining room while texting on her phone.
Selina: What's Damian upset at today?
Damian (stomping): Duke won't let me attend the metaphorical cook out! He said father and wonder bread Tim can attend, but not me!
Tim: People like wonder bread, so that insult means nothing to me.
Damian: He is allowing raisins in potato salad Barbara Gordon to attend!
Selina: Well yeah, she has soul. Her bad cooking is cancelled out if she has soul.
Barbara: Thank you!
Damian: You're on the bull too? Selina, you're supposed to be on my side!
Selina: I am sweetie, but don't worry you and Bruce can be my plus ones.
Bruce: I got invited.
Selina: That... makes sense too. Good job, Duke.
Duke: I spent a day thinking about this. I appreciate the compliment Selina. All right, I'm done-
Damian: No! This isn't over! If you don't let me attend... I won't bring my mother.
Duke: Oh, you wrong for that. He wrong for that! I respect it though, you can attend then. Selina, you good, don't worry.
Selina: Obviously. Oh and Bruce, my great aunt Tina is having a cook out and I want to go. Wear your nicest outfit and bring those cookies.
Bruce: Okay. Alfred, make the usual batch of cookies. No raisins.
Alfred: Mm-hm.
Duke: See, he knows not to add raisins!
Barbara: It was potato salad and the cinnamon I added made it taste good! You can just pick the raisins out!
Dick: Babs, it tasted like vinegar and soap. Take the L.
Batman, Nightwing, Red Hood,Red Robin and Robin (in unison): I am Batman!
Nightwing pulled out his phone and played the audio from CSI Miami. Robin slide on the ground, screaming along with the audio. Batman suffice it to say was mighty pissed as being upstaged and embarrassed.
Batman: Would you kids get out of here!
Nightwing: What's wrong? You seem mad.
Red Hood: God forbid we hype you up and not mock that totally not egotistical line.
Red Robin: Exactly Batman, dad we love so much. We wanna support you.
Robin: Yeah!
Batman groaned blushing.
Nightwing: Did you not want us here to be here papa?
Batman: It's the fact ... You planned this during a confrontation with my rogues that makes my migraines have migraines.
Robin (screeching): YEEEEEEEAAAH!
Batman (pointing to the Batmobile): GO TO THE CAR!
The robins left, not upset they angered Batman. As this had went as they planned. Penguin and Riddler stood in front of Batman, unsure what to say.
Penguin: You need a minute?
Batman (facepalming): Yes, yes... How the hell were they able to— Okay!
Batman walked away, needing to compose himself while the brothers fought over who would ride shotgun.
Hal: You ever eat grapes out your girlfriend's butt?
Oliver knew where this was going and closed his book.
Oliver (holding back his laughter): The fuck? No!
Hal: Well that's what it's like to be Batman.
Clark spat out his drink, covering his mouth as he started cackling.
Clark (while laughing): Jesus Christ! Hahahahaha!
Bruce: That's not funny. Don't laugh at that.
Diana: You have definitely done that!
Bruce: No! No! You have no proof!
Kara spoke up on this one, keeping a safe distance.
Kara: That just let's us know you for a fact have eaten grapes out your girlfriend's perfect ass! What kind of grapes were they? Was it Selina? Talia? All of them? It was all of them wasn't it?
Bruce: Shut your mouth! That's your answer!
Kara: I'm totally texting the girls group chat this.
Kara laughed in response nearly falling over. This roast line at managed to make almost everyone laugh except for Bruce he was just mad.
Hal: This is the best roast line I've used.
Oliver: How am I always here when you ask if?
Hal: Fate and timing.
Bruce (seething): Hal, I will find a way to stop your heart, make you experience death and then revive you. Keep pissing me off!
Stephanie praising Talia cuz she's a girls girl and loves to make Damian mad
Bruce: Are there any questions you want to ask Talia before she leaves?
Stephanie: Yeah, I do. Girl, what's your secret?
Stephanie snapped her fingers, eyeing Talia with a flirty smile. Duke perked up seeing his bestie compliment Talia.
Talia: For killing? Years of-
Stephanie: No, for having a fantastic body! Your chest alone is glorious! That ass, proper booty pop! Respectfully.
Duke: That's why I like you—you think the same way I do!
Duke high-fived Stephanie. Stephanie shrugged nonchalantly; she was simply speaking her mind, and that wasn't what Damian wanted to see at all. Bruce stifled his laughter, covering his mouth and excusing himself. Damian started smelling burning toast.
Damian (enraged): First Duke, and now you're playing in my face?! Stop complimenting her! She doesn't like that!
Talia (contrary): Stephanie, thank you.
Damian (shoulders slumped): Damn it, Mother.
Talia: I desperately needed to hear that. My days have been swamped with work. Being a single businesswoman and mother is not easy. I don’t hate it, but it’s exhausting.
Stephanie: You’re valid for that. I don’t agree with the assassin part, obviously, but you’re really pretty.
Talia (hand on her chest, appreciative): I—Thank you. Um, but to answer your first question, I maintain a good diet and exercise routine. My skincare routine is a ten-step process, and I don’t know what else—I’ve always looked like this.
Stephanie: Yas, queen! I'm a girls girl before ever being on the boys team. That's why Bruce fired me. Couldn't handle the mighty power of the estrogen!
Bruce (while laughing): You can have that one since you made me laugh! Oh shit, every time I see this I can't stop laughing!
Dick and Jason shook their heads at their father's reaction, l but were equally amused. Damian attempted to pounce on Stephanie, but she placed a hand on his forehead, holding him back. He swung his arms, failing to break free.
Damian: Mother, don’t listen to her!
Duke clapped walking away. He had to walk away himself, being around Talia, seeing Damian mad, and Bruce doubled over in laughter was too much to hold back on laughing at.
Stephanie: I can see why you were voted the hottest woman to bang Batman.
Bruce: When- When was that a poll?
Stephanie: It’s on a Tumblr blog I follow. Anyway, no wrinkles or anything? How did you end up with this sack of a donkey?
Bruce: I should’ve banned you from asking questions. I regret not making that clear. I have to get a glass of water.
Talia: She means that in jest, beloved. Bruce is an enigma that has always fascinated me.
Stephanie: And you’re a bombshell that makes grown men cry because they can’t be with you.
Damian: Silence! My mother is not out of my father’s league!
Stephanie: You’ve got him brainwashed, Bruce. Again, respectfully, Talia, you can get it.
Talia: I’m assuming that’s another way of saying I’m gorgeous and I always will be. Where’s the tightrope walker? I must gloat.
Dick (six feet away): I’m over here. Six feet and all that— it’s like during the pandemic, except mine is to maintain distance so you don’t turn me to stone. I’m calling you Medusa!
Talia: Medusa was a tragic Greek character punished unfairly by the gods, so I take that as a compliment!
Stephanie: Plus, she was low-key pretty in the legends.
Dick: Stop being nice to her!
Damian: What he said, and, eh, eh, let me hit you!
Stephanie (shoving Damian to the ground): Nope. Sorry for pushing your son, Talia.
Talia (picking up Damian to hold him back): It’s quite all right. My habibi gets jealous when his mama gets called pretty. It’s okay, Dami. You will always be my baby.
Stephanie snickered, subtly taking a photo with her phone of this embarrassing moment as Talia began to give Damian the dreaded motherly affection.
Stephanie: Yeah, Dami, chill. Mommy loves ya.
Damian: No cheek rubs! How did this backfire for me twice?
Duke (to Stephanie): Send that to me in the group chat.
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Barry: Yeah, because you ate both of them. Now let me help you out again cuz you're a little confused I'm smarter than you, I look better than you and I will always be BETTER THAN YOU! BITCH!
Oliver (looking around): He's not talking to me.
Barry: My clothes better than you, my hair better than you, my wife better than yours, I fuck better than you and I can make macrons better than you cuz I don't have a personal chef! Bitch!
Hal pulled out some popcorn, snacking as Oliver went from jaw dropped to changing red in the face.
Hal: He said you can't cook Oliver!
John: I shouldn't... I'm gonna, he also said you're bad at sex! He basically called your girl mid! Don't let him test your gangsta!
Hal: That's what I'm talking about! Chaos! Who else wants to add?
Diana: No! Don't listen to them. Ollie, he didn't mean-
Barry: I meant it all! No offense to Dinah, she got caught in the cross fire. She's out of your league! She's a ten and you're a three! Bitch!
Diana: Bruce, step in here.
Bruce (disinterested while texting Selina): I should step in, but it's not busy today. Oliver, you going to take that sitting down?
Diana: What have you unleashed?
Oliver (cracking his knuckles): I'm about to beat your ass.
Barry: Come at me, basic blonde!
Most of the JLA members hurried over separating the two arguing men while Oliver tried to swat and fight Barry. Barry grabbed a chair, ready to wwe body slam Oliver.
Hal: What started the fight again?
Bruce: Which cooking show is better. Then which 90s medical drama is better. And eventually spiraled into Ollie calling Barry, the orange president's lost son.
Hal: Right and Barry understandably took offense to that. I got twenty on Oliver.
Bruce: I'll bet on those odds.
Kiera: Me and Hawkman got fifty on Ollie before Dinah breaks them up.
Hal: I know we don't always get along but it could be worse.
Damian: You're extremely sad and I want to make you feel worse! This is the most opportune time.
Damian cleared his throat, pulling out his phone that was already opened to the notes app.
Damian: You're more wrong than a doomsday priest that swears the world will end. You watched Death Note and rooted for Light.
Tim growled angrily staring down his brother. Dick walked over, preparing to restrain the feral man.
Jason: Damian, picking on Tim is not okay and I will only allow two more lines before Tim tries to kill you.
Damian: I have two more ready. Tim, you have the body type of Pete Davidson but the appeal and face of Rob Schinender. After he revealed he's an idiotic Republican. Your nose is oddly discolored from the rest of your face... It's red.
Tim glared at Damian. Damian grinned happily waiting for right moment.
Damian: Rudolph the red nosed twink.
Tim: I will break you like a stick, you little asshole!
Dick (immediately restraining Tim): Let it go! Don't take the bait.
Damian: He can try to hit me but he'll be waking up at a Pop Smoke concert afterwards. I got that line from Duke.
Damian nodded proud of himself. Tim was practically frothing at the mouth like a rabies raccoon.
Jason (laughing): Rob Schinender? He has the body of Pete and face of Rob? That is so mean! I love it. You seriously need to quit pushing his button when he's going through sanity slippage.
Tim (red eyes, twitching eye): You are Batman and I am Bane, bitch!
Damian: That was a way to say you'll break my back, yet in your attempt to threaten me you also compared me to Batman. I win.
Dick: Damian, go to another room! He will try to eat you!
Damian: One more. Tim if you do hit me, I'll tell father you instigated first and call him baba and he'll believe me. Bitch.
Damian slapped Tim then raced off. Tim flipped Dick to the ground. Jason quickly grabbed Tim by his shirt collar and pulled him back, holding him back to calm him down.
Tim: I'm going to send him to Ra's in a body bag if he don't stop testing me!
Damian: Father, Dick took my super soaker gun and he won't give it back and— And— And it's mine! And- And he's spraying neighbors with it when I wanted to!
Bruce (dropping his book): Did you just inadvertently reveal your older brother is spraying the neighbors with a super soaker again?!
Damian: Yes. I want it back! It's my super soaker you got me for my birthday!
Bruce: I will get it back, but no one is spraying strangers with it. I had to pay Jimmy's medical bills after Dick made him slip and break his hip. That's why he was barred from using water guns!
Bruce ran outside hearing neighbors screams and his eldest son's cackling.
Bruce: Dick! Give me that!
Dick: It's my right to bear arms! Water arms!
Dick sprayed Bruce with pressurized water from the gun. Bruce spat and flailed his arms, then chased after his son. Dick cackled more, running around the yard. Damian watched from the window, his brows furrowed in jealousy.
Damian (pouting): That's supposed to be me out there. I modified it too. He better not find my slime smoke bombs in—
Dick had in fact found the slime bombs and tossed one at Bruce, but unfortunately Jason had arrived at the manor and got hit instead. After Jason was thoroughly covered in sticky goop, he chased after his brother.
Damian: Ahhh! That took me two weeks to perfect! Two weeks! He better get double grounded for this.
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Lian: Daddy, I happened to overhear you talking to Donna about how you need some cash to go on a romantic, gross btw, vacation with her—
Roy (while eating cereal): Eavesdropped. You eavesdropped.
Lian: Why use such a dirty word? Anywhoozle, you have to pay a bill for something... I wasn't really listening to all the details, but I called Grandpa and said I need five hundred for... I think I said the book fair, and he sent it. Here ya go!
Lian laid out five one-hundred-dollar bills then pushed the bills toward her father. Roy took the cash, dropping his spoon in shock. He looked from his grinning daughter to the cash.
Roy: You... lied to Ollie to get money to give to me?
Lian: Yep! You sounded sad you were low on funds for that trip with Donna and I wanted to help. You always act so weird about asking him for money. It's easy for me. Grandpa never says no to me. 'Cuz I'm his precious grandbaby.
Roy sighed, laughing softly.
Roy: You're wrong for lying, but thank you, pumpkin. I have it covered though. So let's do this, we split the money.
Lian (eager): Three hundred for me?!
Roy: You know it's two fifty, you little sneak. Here.
Roy handed Lian two one-hundred-dollar bills, then pulled fifty out of his wallet to add to the bundle.
Lian (amazed): Helping someone get money got me money... Thank you, Santa!
Roy: You're lucky I raised you well, or you'd be a little crook.
Lian: My mom is Cheshire. I'm a hustler, I get money.
Roy: Stop quoting Wu-Tang!
Roy gave Lian a kiss on the forehead and told her to get ready for school. Lian hurried off, immediately texting Damian and Jon about how she won at life again. Jon sent a supportive cat-smiling emoji; Damian was incensed.
Robin: My parents are never getting back together due to violent differences.
Jim: What?
Robin: I'm a product of a broken home.
Batman laughed dryly, trying to pretend that was a normal thing to be said. Robin stayed by his father's side, his sword raised and ready to fight.
A tumbleweed blew past the group with the awkward silence.
Robin: Hm, good tumbleweed weather today.
Batman: That's just a funny thing he says... When something is true.
Jim: Yeah, yeah. That's not the weirdest nor most concerning thing about you. You know having a violent child and a weirdly talented, prodigy not as violent child is something we have in common and that scares me.
Batman: It's reassuring for me.
Robin: Father, who is the violent child he's referring to for you?
Batman refused to respond.
Robin (tugging his father's cape): Father? Father? I'm clearly the prodigy, who is the violent one? Father, stop ignoring me! Red Hood? Nightwing? It's Red Robin, isn't it?
Batman: It's just an inside joke, Robin.
Nightwing standing right next to the group, cleared his throat and spoke up.
Nightwing (speaking up): No, it's not. I'm the favorite which means—
Batman (glaring at his son): It is an inside joke!
Nightwing (mumbling): ...Oracle gets told she's the favorite.
Batman: His other kid is a serial killer! No offense Jim!
Jim: No, no it's a fact of my life unfortunately.
Meanwhile with Barbara in the Oracle tower.
Oracle (eating Pringles): You're always the favorite when the other seed is a whole killer. W for me.
Hal: You ever laughing while watching Terrifier gore scenes while eating a carton of Ben and Jerry's topless.
Oliver: The fuck? No!
Hal: Well, that's what it's like to be Batman.
Bruce's eyes slowly widened in horror, the laughter of the group getting loud.
Bruce: Who told you that?!
Dick: It may have slipped out when me and Hal got drinks. Diana thinks it's funny.
Diana was collapsed on the floor, kicking her feet while cackling at the comment.
Hal: ...You ever stuck your weiner in a plug outlet to charge yourself?
Oliver (chuckling): The fuck? No!
Hal (begining to laugh): Well that's what it's like... to be Batman.
Bruce: You talked to Alfred too!
Dick (laughing): You did wh- what?!
Bruce: I was four! Hal, start running.
Hal nodded before gunning it and racing off. Bruce chased after him swearing angrily. Dick immediately texted the batfam this new information in the group chat.
Hal: You ever dated a woman, y'all break up and three years later you meet up with her and she tells you she's gay after you were the last man she was with?
Oliver: The fuck? No!
Hal: Well that's what it's like being Batman.
Bruce: I will break your fingers, bitch! Diana, stop entertaining him!
Diana (while laughing): I'm sorry. No I'm not, because I know that's happened to you!
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Hal Jordan: You ever woke up to the sound of thundering rain and see you have an erection?
Oliver Queen (confused while eating): The fuck? No!
Hal: Well, that's what it's like to be Batman.
As what Hal said settled in, Diana dropped her phone and covered her face beginning to laugh. Her laugher traveled throughojt the room and soon everyone but Batman were laughing.
Hal smiled, proud of himself. Bruce looked around, incensed, insulted, annoyed and refusing to admit that has happened a couple times in his life.
Hal: I got another one. You ever invested two million on Bing cuz you thought it would replace Google only to see that money go down the drain?
Hal softly elbowed Oliver as the man held his head down, surpressing his laughter, but did continue the bit.
Tim: Yeah, it'll be like that for a while. Dating doesn't get easier.
Stephanie: That is the consensus. Totally get it. What surprises me, though, is how you managed to get a hot blonde with parental issues and they're out of your league - twice?
Tim: What?!
Tim laughed, surprised he was insulted. Bernard sat next to Tim, reading a horror story, and started laughing at the comment.
Stephanie: That’s impressive. Like, go you. Bear, is this like settling for you?
Bernard: No, no. He makes me laugh.
Stephanie (joking): But still.
Tim: Why is this insult-me day?
Stephanie: Dude, you dumped me before coming out. I’m a bit scorned, but it’s coming from the heart. Love ya, buddy.
Tim: Whatever. Quick question, has your mom set you up with random people, assuming you'd like them because you're bi?
Stephanie: Eleven times, yeah.
Bernard: Yeah, it’s their odd way of saying they support you, but they also don’t want you to be alone forever.
Tim: That, and they want grandbabies.
Stephanie: Obviously. I’m going to have a kid, but my eyes are set on a specific girl to be with.
Tim: You—
Bernard: Cass is going to steal your girl.
Tim: I was going to say that! You’re lucky I love you.
Bernard and Stephanie: He (I'm) knows (aware) that.
