#jayson wayne

And Bruce is a chill guy so what’s the harm in looking down right

Free titties

And omg the titties

So you stare

And your staring

But you feel a weird chill

You look over Wayne’s shoulder and….

Oh.

My

God

All of Wayne’s freakazoid weirdo ass kids are staring into your soul

And omg why does the little one have a sword abort abort abORT ABORT ABOR-

Bonus:

*internal dialouge*

Damian: never look at my father with such disease in your eyes, your worthless soul does not deserve his beauty

Dick: fuck off fuck off fuck off get the fuck away from my mother father Bruce before I tear out your eyeballs and feed them to you, wait for them to shit out and the feed them to you again and then-

Jason: *pure mindless rage screaming*

Tim: if you know what’s fucking good for you, you’ll stop right there

Steph: *will never admit it but people objectifying Bruce makes her so uncomfortable in a way she will never look at because fuck self reflection* but so help her you leave that poor man alone he’s dealt with enough objectification for a life time

Cass: mama 🔪🔪🔪💣👊 I protect

Duke: I’ve known this man for a few months and he’s such a wet cat, I’m going to kill everyone in this room and then myself if you don’t take a FUCKING STEO BACK RIGHT NOW ISTG MOTHER FU-

Just the kids lowkey treating Bruce like a helpless 1920s damsel in distress in their minds makes me giggle

Is that the Batfam’s biggest problem is that at their core the Batkids are all trying their hardest to be Bruce, be Batman the best the smartest the strongest the kindest the man who took them in

They grave that validation of clawing their way up to his level

And all Bruce does, what his every action aims to do is to try and prevent his children from ever becoming him in the slightest way possible

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This could not be happening. Bruce would give anything for this not to be happening. Most would think that after everything he did that his parents standing in the entryway of the manor would bring tears to his eyes, or make him fall to his knees. His beautiful, amazing, stupid children must have too, given the sheepish smile Dick had on. But all Bruce could think was, good Lord please put them back.

His father was walking up to him, "Tesoro mio, guarda quanto sei alto."[My darling look how tall you are]. Bruce hadn't moved. His mother hadn't moved from her place with her hands clutched over her chest, smiling with tears in her eyes.

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Oh. Oh, no.

Alfred could see the panic in Bruce's eyes.

Most would think that Bruce's biggest wish was for his parent's to be alive again.

Alfred knew better.

Yes Bruce regretted the way they were taken from him, yes he wished they could've had more time, but Bruce hadn't had them in his life since he was eight. Hadn't lived by their rules since then. Hadn't lived according to their expectations.

God bless Martha and Thomas Wayne, but by Gotham they had expectations.

"Children why don't we give your father some time alon-" Crap

this is a photo of the Joker bombing Arkham hospital in broad daylight. Before it was know he was a villain. This. This solidified him as one of the evillest villains in the universe, that he was pure evil.

Bruce: *had the most I’m so disgusted look on his face arms crossed (is six years old) and has just called Alfred SOFT*

Alfred: *sweating, he’s sweating so much he know that his relationship with Bruce is so odd and that he had questionable morals during his late twenties to thirties that may have or may have not impacted his parenting of Bruce*

He was on the roof and he was smoking

Jayson’s entire world view was collapsing, that hypocrite, and looking at the look on Dick’s face so was his.

His father Bruce was sitting smoking on the edge of the manor’s roof, and he was smoking

Oh and he was fucking seven

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*a few days earlier*

“Hn”

Dick was going to stab his adoption addicted father. He really was.