#batsiblings

He has not let any of the other know this, he just hopes the bats don’t get too close to him

All of the kids think he loves bats since he named himself and everything else in the cave after them (even though that bit was dick) so they keep trying to get him to pet/play with the bats

Bruce is still not strong enough to tell them he hates them

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Damian(cradling a baby bat): father look

Bruce(sweating): oh wow cool, yep wow

Damian: do you want to hold him?

Bruce(stepping back): no, no thank you, you look so happy with him I wouldn’t want to take him

Damian(Solemnly): thank you for your sacrifice father (cuddles the bat)

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Jason : Oh please what does Dick have that I don't?

Damian : A date tonight?

Tim : Stop the tape, rewind, play it again!

Damian : A date tonight!

*They hight five*

Jason :

- “Are we getting Jason’ed???” Something you say when you think you’re about to die by the hands of the joker.- Coined by Steph, when she thought she was gonna die at the hands of the joker with Tim. Is now used by everyone.

- WWRHD = What Would Red Hood Do?- was coined by Steph, is now used in every situation possible by every bat kid.

- Evil Baha Blast = The Lazarus Pit- was coined by Duke, when he thought that saying the actual name might trigger Jason. Jason laughed his ass off for about 10 minutes and has not called it by its actual name since.

Will continue this when I come up with more.

Edit: Hey y’all I just wanted to let you know that I stole all of these from random batfam media I have consumed, I didn’t come up with them. Love y’all tho thank you for over 10k likes that’s INSANE. Anyway byeeeee

The story goes:

Jason, 12: I bet you $20 that I can make Bruce cry without saying a word

Dick: Deal.

Jason: *walks up to Bruce and hugs with love in his eyes*

Bruce: *violently sobbing and picking Jason up*

Dick: *angrily walks by and slyly hands Jason a 20*

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A few weeks later it’s

Dick, on a skyscraper looking down at a different one: I bet $20 that I can make this landing

(Info: this genuinely should not be possible for Plot Reasons)

Jason: okay but if you die I get to keep it

Dick: *jumps and lands it*

Jason: *sadly climbs back down to the street and hands a proud Dick the SAME $20 he earned not too long ago*

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This goes on between them for years - up until you know what

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Dick, out of habit: I bet you $20 you can’t do six front flips in a row

Tim, new and eager to please: watch me bitch

Tim: *does it perfectly - maybe with a tad bit of a waver but still*

Dick:

Dick, crying hysterically for many reasons: *hands the faithful $20 over*

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(For plot reasons Tim never spends it for X reason)

Steph: I bet you $20 I can make that guy over there ask for my number

Tim: okay

Steph: *comes back over after successfully getting him to ask*

Tim: *handing over the 20*

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Cass:

Steph: oh you’re fucking on

Cass:

Steph: DAMNIT *hands $20 over*

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Cass:

Damian: -tt- yes obviously I can. I shall take on the bet

Damian: *wins*

Cass: >:(

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Damian: Thomas, I will give you a 20 dollar if you can scare Father

Duke: Hell yeah

Duke: *goes on a quest for a few days before he genuinely scares the crap out of Bruce*

Duke: GIVE ME THE $20 HOE

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By now, it’s a very big inside joke between the bats

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It’s Dicks turn with the $20 when it happens like the first day

Jason: hey I bet I can make Bruce cry

Dick: oh please he hasn’t since 2013

Jason: Watch me

Jason: *walks up to Bruce, says a few words, hugs him tightly, walks back over to Dick*

Jason: Wait for it…

Bruce: *wonders off and a few moments later - you hear crying*

Dick: *passes a very wrinkly and used $20*

Jason: what the hell is this? The routing number has been out of rotation for years

Dick: oh it’s the same one that we used back when we made stupid bets - it’s been around the family

Jason:

Jason: *definitely not crying*

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Anyway; the reason I made this post was cuz of this headcanon

The bat siblings might have a $20 bill but there’s a 75% chance they won’t give it to you because “oh it’s not spending money”

“(Bat) YOU’RE A MULTIBILLIONAIRE”

BATFAMILY X SOFT!AL-GHUL!TWIN READER

When the softer twin loves cuddles.

Y/n and Damian were the same in skills.

Personality? No.

You and Damian are like yin and yang. Moon and Sun, the classic duo that everyone overuses when they want to be different from others.

But you are different from Damian.

You’re too soft.

He’s ruthless.

So maybe that’s why he finds himself being cuddled by his twin sibling who seemed not to have a care in the world.

You had a cuddling problem.

Sleeping in general? You’re sitting by someone and cuddling them.

You’re like some kinda kitten just wanting warmth.

Jason was the first one you cuddled close to, making Damian mad cause first of all… you’re his sibling and second of all, YOU’RE HIS SIBLING?!!

So Damian moved Jason out of the way and hugged you. And Damian doesn’t do hugs.

Tim was once playing on his switch when he saw his preteen sibling walking over before cuddling against him. He froze before he kept playing.

Dick was gushing when you cuddled him, he’d been WAITING for his little sibling to cuddle him. He took so many pictures that he put one as his profile picture.

“Oh yeah, that’s my ex-assassin of a little sibling cuddling me after school.”

Bruce was the last person, he saw how you cuddled with the others in your sleep.

He just didn’t expect his small child to be curled upon his lap as he put data in the bat computer.

Bruce just let out a small smile before continuing to type in a report for the latest crimes that happened in Gotham.