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Bruce: Alfred, do you have the cake?

Alfred: I have sent Master Dick and Jason to collect it

Jason and Dick storming in wearing party glasses and weird hats holding boxes of fireworks: LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED

Bruce trying to compose himself: Dick. Jason. Where is the cake?

*Jason and Dick look at each other*

Jason: OHHH I knew we forgot something

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Bruce: Where is the dessert platter?

Alfred: I can assure you it was right there a second ago

Jason, Steph and Cass with their hands behind their backs and chocolate on their faces: IT WAS TIM

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Bruce: Damian I thought I told you to keep the animals away from the party

Damian holding a chimp: Oh so my animals can’t come to the party, but you can bring Tim

Bruce *sitting in the living room of Wayne Manor*: -yeah that’s why I think we should-

*Jason in the background passing by reading a book*

Interviewer: So sorry to interrupt is that Jason Todd?

Bruce: Jason? Why would that be Jason- *starts hysterically crying (he can’t think of an excuse)*

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Bonus- it happens with Dick too

Dick *doing a cooking show in the kitchen (he can’t cook)*: Of course you know-

*Jason in the background holding a sandwich bigger than his head*

Camera guy: Is that your dead brother?