#asuanja

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @casperlocke, but only because I’d...

sacrifice myself for: @kazmartyn (and I also don’t want to seem too eager to move our physical relationship to the previously aforementioned level even though I might be more interested in it than I care to admit!) 

kick: @anja-bjorgman.

take to prom: @lacklands.

abandon in jurassic park: @maddielabouff and @dahlialabouff.

push off a bridge: @rosalienothale.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @venusfitzherbert.

sacrifice myself for: @wingedstargirl.

kick: @anja-bjorgman. What is with people around here having kickable looking faces?

take to prom: @totohamada, so I could see her get into a duel with the DJ.

abandon in jurassic park: @warriorprincessli.

push off a bridge: @olivia-triton.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos? He’s hot. 

sacrifice myself for: @andreatriton.

kick: @anja-bjorgman. 

take to prom: @ailsbroch.

abandon in jurassic park: @ava-tremaine.

push off a bridge: @adelaide-charming.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos.

sacrifice myself for: All the people I’m now related to by marriage. @hypewithharper, @princessofisolationx, @boribjorgman, @anja-bjorgman, I’ll keep an eye on you all... unless @mackennadunbroch is in more trouble than you are, then I’m saving my other half. 

kick: @ajaxapostolos out of bed. Pretty sure I used to do that a lot back in the day.

take to prom: @ajaxapostolos. Did this too.

abandon in jurassic park: @boribjorgman seems like he’d have fun if the dinosaurs were made of snow. 

push off a bridge: @ajaxapostolos. I still secretly think he can bounce. 

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: For something different, let’s go with @ajaxapostolos. He has eight abs, y’all. Everyone else gotta step their game up.

sacrifice myself for:  @cecefacilier this time I guess.

kick: @jordanjinn for not checking who she’s texting before she starts sending her messages.

take to prom: @liamdubcis. Still good at making the cliche shit kinda nice, I guess.

abandon in jurassic park: My girl Ally would love it, it’s like wonderland on dinosaur crack.

push off a bridge: @anja-bjorgman.

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do the sexy love™ with: Gotta be real? I have no interest in hooking up with like, any of these girls, but if I did I guess it would be @lyra-k.

sacrifice myself for: @littlejoanna because she’s a baby and her cousin Andy’s cool, I guess.

kick: @olivia-triton for being hot but boring? Wasted potential.

take to prom: @anja-bjorgman. She’d ditch me to sing and I’d get to do whatever all night, seems legit. 

abandon in jurassic park: @chloeoftheball? I don’t know, don’t pack too many books, it’ll slow you down when you have to run away. 

push off a bridge: @miss-bianca-ellis. You were the last person left and you’re also like, 5. And I think you were probably stolen from Andy’s family ‘cause you look just like her. 

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do the sexy love™ with:  I feel awful, but I’m not sure I feel enough of an inclination to answer any of these people for this!

sacrifice myself for: @zoetomago and @shortyshortz and @hasira-mwitu and @miss-bianca-ellis are all freshman who need an orientation guide and an RA to help guide and protect them, so that’s what I’ll do!

kick: @anja-bjorgman! It would be an accident, when I slipped on the ice and fell while visiting her.

take to prom: @maggienottingham.

abandon in jurassic park: Oh look!

push off a bridge: No casualties this time!

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @andreatriton.

sacrifice myself for: @lilyofthegoth.

kick: @anja-bjorgman.

take to prom: @svgarrush.

abandon in jurassic park: @maggienottingham.

push off a bridge: @scarlettcorazon.