#asujoanna

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Gotta be real? I have no interest in hooking up with like, any of these girls, but if I did I guess it would be @lyra-k.

sacrifice myself for: @littlejoanna because she’s a baby and her cousin Andy’s cool, I guess.

kick: @olivia-triton for being hot but boring? Wasted potential.

take to prom: @anja-bjorgman. She’d ditch me to sing and I’d get to do whatever all night, seems legit. 

abandon in jurassic park: @chloeoftheball? I don’t know, don’t pack too many books, it’ll slow you down when you have to run away. 

push off a bridge: @miss-bianca-ellis. You were the last person left and you’re also like, 5. And I think you were probably stolen from Andy’s family ‘cause you look just like her. 

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with:  Maybe @andreatriton? I don’t know if I’m fun enough for her but it’s worth a shot! 

sacrifice myself for: @littlejoanna! I’m trying to be a Protector of the Small here.

kick: @danteseaprince. Astronomy club has been weird without him.

take to prom: @liamdubcis. The tuxedo thing again...

abandon in jurassic park: Uma. I feel like I’d be able to escape this before she could retaliate, right?

push off a bridge: @olivia-triton. You’re just the last person left, sorry Liv!

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @hokukawena is like, so pretty I thought my eyes were broken. 

sacrifice myself for: @racheladale. Letting Rachel die is like, letting the sun stop shining forever. 

kick: @hasira-mwitu.

take to prom: @littlejoanna.

abandon in jurassic park: @shortyshortz! Go spread the avocado toast to dinosaurs on Sunday Funday!

push off a bridge: @littleteapots! Kawabunga!

Hotties:

@littlejoanna

@miss-bianca-ellis

@berniewijanto

@hasira-mwitu

@kayavazquez

@peydavis

Notties: 

@shortyshortz

@tangoderoxie

@margaerycharming

@little-charlie-hood

@racheladale

@zoetomago

Fuck: @littlejoanna

Marry: @zoetomago

Kiss: @hasira-mwitu.

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SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with:  Uma. 

sacrifice myself for: All of my family, even @olivia-triton.

kick: Melody. Baby sister perks.

take to prom: @andreatriton or @littlejoanna.

abandon in jurassic park: @danteseaprince? I haven’t used him yet.

push off a bridge: No one, I don’t want them to try and drag me with them. That would be lame.