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Dude, your glasses

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silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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snoleopard7

animusrox

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

theprimememeister

toskarinfr

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

paradoxicalloopy

Lalalalala throws this and bolts

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vryfmi

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

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markovchaingang

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

abalidoth

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

inthefallofasparrow

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

charlesoberonn

14. Anything my daughter can do wrong, she will do wrong

15. You do not talk about my daughter

16. The number of my daughters that can fit on a microchip doubles every 18 months

polypeptied

sadclowncentral

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

sumverendus

sandpancakecat

purpleflowerbread

The flesh? 🤔 @robert-smirke-official

robert-smirke-official

The Flesh

eaissilyy

Cosmic Soulmates 💫

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supernova-rekka

Has this been done yet

allthingswhumpyandangsty

ooppo

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

ooppo

not that i care

ooppo

the-acid-pear

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭

the-acid-pear

loveridden1999

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

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