imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE
Keni
we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
🪼

izzy's playlists!
hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
macklin celebrini has autism
art blog(derogatory)

Origami Around

ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Claire Keane
almost home
occasionally subtle
Fai_Ryy
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Bangladesh

seen from United States

seen from El Salvador

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from Netherlands
seen from Venezuela

seen from United Kingdom

seen from France

seen from India
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from United States
@sylphscope
imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
rules: make a poll with 10 of your favorite shows, they can be just 10 shows you loved watching or your top 10 tv shows of all time, then tag 10 people
I was tagged by @ginzloveslife a while back and am finally getting to it! =D (It was surprisingly hard thinking of and then narrowing down favorite shows. XD) I won't tag people, but if you see this and are interested, please do your own version!
Pick a show, presented in no particular order
Remember WENN
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Amphibia
Gravity Falls
Princess Tutu
Taskmaster
The Magic School Bus
Hilda
The Good Place
Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story
Some of my favourite astronaut illustrations I've made over the past few years, because one of my favourite subjects for an artwork is basically "What if there was a funny little astronaut guy in a situation?"
The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":
Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.
Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.
In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.
No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!
The full saga of Margie and the Nuns (so far). Realised I never compiled these in one place.! Also, bonus Margies!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
today is a win for animation
Matt braly and rebecca sugar's scrapped got picked up by a thai based studio now titled after world and we got the teaser for Laika's Wildwood which.is.breathtakingly.AMAZING!
Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
S. snuffleupagus, a newly described species of fish, is named after the beloved Sesame Street character, Mr. Snuffleupagus, to which it bear
SNUFFLEUPAGUS REAL
Fantastic article!! The guys looking for it were fish researchers who saw it one time, knew instantly it was an undescribed species, and then tried for nearly 20 years to find and document it!
It's a type of ghost pipefish, related to seahorses, and it floats around coral reefs looking like a piece of algae and hunting unsuspecting prey
They are, of course, named after Snuffleufagus from Sesame Street!
Later on it the project, they got citizen science involved, and people across the Pacific started reporting sightings of snuffy fish from all over!
Hooray for science and hooray for S. snuffleufagus !

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Joanna Page creates renaissance paintings around her whenever she tells a story. This is all I can hope to achieve in life.
This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too
"i asked chatgpt" okay well i asked the weird gay court jester and he gave me a foreboding omen in the form of a riddle. we are not the same
As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
(source)
Source
#the ancient texts
... My reblog was only six years ago!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
IN 150 CHARACTERS OR LESS - Nikita Gill
simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself
(via @notaficwriter)
MAYBE WE’LL FIND IT IF WE BOTH LOOK