“That's an unusual method, my Momza told me to just spray whipped cream on Bump, claim he has rabies and pretend to try attacking someone.”
“What? I never actually did that, Bump's tummy gets squeezy from whipped cream. Isn't that right boy?”
“And besides, my Momza gives me better advice on how to deal with bullies, like telling them their full home address. Explanation, explanation.”
The wooden golem realises something.
“Wait, does selling lemonade count as having a job?”
((I think Tenna needs to have a talk to Bonnet about her parenting methods /j))
“It's, uh... a good method, I suppose? It's very imaginative!”
He tries to ignore the mailman, who is snickering and has now stretched himself out across the top of his head.
“Not really? ...I think it's actually something pretty simple that you could do! Besides, it would give you some pocket money of your own!”