I find lightweavers fascinating

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

do you guys think that when Stratt was going through the vlogs she got to the “so I met an alien” part and was like ‘shit he went crazy’ only to see Rocky roll on screen like 3 videos later

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)