“Cause we’re Delta Airlines...”

Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

that’s the sort of commitment she could get behind (and she’s only mildly miffed she didn’t come up with the ccm idea first)

okay we get it shane hollander is fucking yours and yours only no one is taking him away from you jesus christ

After they’ve both showered, Shane tells Ilya this is all his fault. He wouldn’t have found a grey hair for at least five years if not for Ilya’s antics. Ilya just kisses him and tells him, “I will have to stress you out more then.”

Pro hag, anti ai

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

Sleepy boys 💤

Ilya (who manifestly does not use the safety clip) eats shit one time when they're having a treadmill race, and after Shane makes sure ilya's not injured he starts to make a face that is so unbearably smug and gleeful that ilya has no choice but to tackle him onto the nearest yoga mat to shut him up

Nobody knows why Shane Hollander dropped out of the 2009 draft at the last second, and a year later it stuns the whole hockey world when he's signed by the Boston Raiders. Having the two biggest stars in the league on the same line is great for Boston - but playing alongside their worst rival was never exactly in Shane or Ilya's plans. Especially not when staying away from each other starts to feel just as impossible as getting along.

baby meowth named dryer lint up for adoption