Mildly Amusing.Mostly Annoying.

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

I need the “one of us almost didn’t come back home” sex where you’re clinging to one another desperately and it’s not quite clear where you end and they begin but you’re together and not intending on parting

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

she let me hit cause i support my public library

horny

not horny anymore i want to be loved

horny again

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender