Bittersweet, Half-Asleep, Hypnotized

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$

Read that as "elf menthols"

If you think youre getting elf menthols for 5 dollars youre off your fucking rocker kid

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

don’t flirt with me because I’ll want to watch how you jerk off

goodbye straight people

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]