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En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

#linguistics

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man-offical

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

c00zinart

My girl @chanchofi tagged me so I can't not answer💁‍♀️

1. Cereal! Specifically cinnamon toast crunch

2. 2:24 am 👉👈

3. Technically 7:30 am because that's when the pup woke me up to be fed, but I went back to bef and slept until a little past 9

4. Rude. But yes. It's actually harder to get me to talk ngl😅

5. Absolutely. I've been cuddling my Strawberry Cow lately🩷 It's actually rare for me to hug one all night long due to my tossing and turning, but I never sleep without one in my bed. (Tienes tres chihuahuas y un gato!? Qué mono!!! Además, un *broccoli chicken* sounds hilarious y lo necesito ahora mismo)

6. My favorite gender is my gender - LET'S GO GIRLS!!😆🤗

7. Idek probably either a bright or super dingy green-yellow. Anything green-yellow ig. We've had beef since elementary when I wanted a light green crayon and it came out yellow. Never been the same since.

Okayyy I'm tagging @emmamushi @berrythefish and @the-only-me-isme but no pressure to do it if you don't want. Hope y'all are having a good day😊

emmamushi

Aww, thanks for the tag, Cooz! 🥰

1. A waffle with an obscene amount of peanut butter

2. Around 11:30. I’ve been reading Witch Hat Atelier and it’s hard to put down!

3. 6:30 😭

4. On rare occasions :)

5. Yes! I have quite a few, but Meeps the pink axolotl is my buddy most nights.

6. Hmm. Any gender expression that doesn’t fit within traditional western societal norms? Makes the brain go brrr. (People who claim bisexuals don’t like genderqueer people are so wrong, btw. The more someone doesn’t conform to standard gender roles/presentation, the more I’m like “Teehee, hi…”

7. Traffic cone orange

I tag @peachtealeaves @carovert and @suspiciously-sentient 💕

suspiciously-sentient

Ohh fun game, thanks! 1. Baked tilapia with lemon and garlic! Recent addition to cooking repertoire :> 2. Err. I should be sleeping right now. But yesterday it was a very reasonable 12:30 a.m.! 3. 7:30 a.m. 4. Sure. It's about what's not said :) 5. If they're in the bed at the start, the plushies rarely if ever make it through the night. Pepper the cat is my favorite though 6. The sort of gender-fluid that allows one to capitalize on the gender that would be funniest/weirdest/etc at that moment xD 7. If I must choose: the signature yellowish-beige palette of certain cities wears on me at times (and other times it's okay)

Tagging @tinybunbunn, @silverywillowtree, @ponyobean567 and @shorter-than-her-tbr-pile in case y'all feel like answering a tag game :> (okie, now bed time)

fangorn-forest

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

thatdisasterauthor

Spaghetti strands that are 200 times thinner than a human hair could be woven into bandages to help prevent infections

Technically they're using it for bandages. For now.

ghost-gallery

Quote from the article

The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”

ralfmaximus

Oh he's definitely eating it

special-lucky-chosen-one

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

thestuffedalligator

Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them

thestuffedalligator

This plant, we tell children, has a one in ten-thousand chance to have four leaves. You can search through a clover patch all day and never find one. But if you do, and you pluck it and keep it, it will bring you luck.

And this flower, we tell children, if you let it bud and bloom and age from sun-yellow flower to moon-white seed, you can then pluck it and blow its seeds away to make a wish.

And this flower, we tell children, can be woven into a hat

hjjhtyhthfrthgfhnfgb-deactivate

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

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galaxywarp

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

redstonedust

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."

#linguistics

shorter-than-her-tbr-pile

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i miss you! also happy very belated birthday because i forgor

#thank youuu I miss you too hope you’re settling in well :3

tobiosty

General useful stuff!

Guides

How to make Crumbl Cookies!

How to bookbind!

How to pirate movies/shows

How to make frog plushies

How to make a Go-bag for emergencies

How to repair clothing

How to make different a03 kudos!

How to download videos/pictures/gifs from a website

How to make various chocolate desserts!

Tips and Tricks!

A03 formatting

Back stretches!

Depression tips

Adult cheat sheet

How to regulate and understand your emotions better

Disabling Windows 11 web search in search bar

Resources

Horror game recs!

Dca fic recs!

Hand references

Free Adobe photoshop

Artist resources

Free spotify

Pirating sites

Artist resources pt 2

Helpful random sites

Homemaking, gardening, sustainability

Free libraries!

Making stuff and doing things (free book pdf)

Healthcare (medicine discount websites, guide on how to pay hospital bills)

Alternative stuff to mega corporations

#ref stuff(ie)

snydog17

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

snydog17

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

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throathole

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

anariel-the-elrond-apologist

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

throathole

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

a-book-of-creatures

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

cognitohazardous

#linguistics

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it would explain so much about Gotham economics if it turned out the only employers who pay a livable minimum wage are 1) Wayne Enterprises duh, but mainly 2) all of Gotham's assorted villains.

sure henching comes with shitty working conditions, but the benefits package is crazy competitive. they have dental

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Gotham's villains are so engrained because supervillainy is the only thing propping up the local economy. henching requires no work experience, provides on-the-job training, and has a diversity hiring program (you're willing to commit crimes in tacky matching uniforms? great you're in, here's your gun and clownsuit)

Batman is constantly throwing money trying to compete but the fact remains that henchpeople are Gotham's largest workforce and will be until minimum wage laws catch up to reality

fall-out-girlboy

even educated jobs in environmental science are probably getting laundered money from poison Ivy. and a lab equipment tech might notice three different jobs are tied to pamela Isley and also happened to receive grants from "unrelated" shady shell orgs and the next one is setting up a temperature controled penguin habitat for some eccentric obvious mobster.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

half of Gotham's supervillains have doctorates of course they're also funding the sciences (for crime purposes but still)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we need a new supervillain who gets drawn into villainy specifically to make money for funding grants. they come up with a theme and wacky outfit and loony backstory but at the end of the work day they change back into their alter ego (tired scientist with bags under their eyes and a hotpocket stuck in their labcoat). they're actually very mild mannered irl—the villain persona comes from their background in Theatre Arts

cosmicluci

And this is why Bruce Wayne keeps trying to fund scientific research. But he doesn’t have the means to fund everything. So yet again villainy ends up still being the largest source of academic funding in Gotham.

When you request funding, if it’s from Wayne enterprises you need to include a bit about how it’ll benefit society. But depending on the shadow org you’re getting it from, every professor knows you need to include stuff about how it might progress or benefit efforts to potentially cure incurable diseases, or progress our understanding of extreme emotions like fear, or protect the environment, etc. There is one company where you merely need to mention penguins at some point, so there’s an academic paper out there about the effects of poverty on the LGBTQ+ community that happens to use a fictional community of penguins as example all the time. Two different organizations only give grants if there are enough puns in the request. And there’s one that seems to only give grants to researchers who want to solve some difficult scientific quandary, some big mathematical or linguistic puzzle or paradox that no one has figured out yet.

alexanderwales

I was reading through the U.S. Copyright Office's "What Does Copyright Protect?" page, mostly to make sure that I wasn't being wrong on the internet, but I absolutely love that this is part of their FAQ:

How do I protect my sighting of Elvis? Copyright law does not protect sightings. [,,,]

There are only 12 questions on the FAQ, and this is one of them.

emmamushi

@suspiciously-sentient

#thanks for the tag xD - it was imperative that I see this post this morning #alas lawyers are still searching for a way to protect sightings of Elvis

frontmansdefender

RIP to the legend

silvermoon424

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

shrylia

Who are you?

#art stuff(ie)#severance

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how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

bees-with-swords

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

hearnoweevil

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

#art stuff(ie)

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