gay hyperfixation gunman space hell (in hell?) (ft vampires)

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

As soon as I turn 18 I'm gonna submit myself into the Sexy Woman contests and watch as I loose to Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs

Cube Woman: The Woman Cube With Boobs is not a real thing btw yeah I can see you reaching for the search bar

You've locked me into a future of failure

@sexy-people-contests-2026

it’s good for you to look at things that make you lightheartedly say “ew” while snickering like a little kid and then carry on. i say this genuinely. it will shift your knee-jerk reaction towards things that mildly disgust you away from fear

like. star wars fans marvel fans dnd fans etc etc will in fact ask if im familiar with the thing before they reference it in conversation or actively name the thing in the reference but harry potter fans genuinely just expect you to understand what scrumblebotts openus sesamus hufflefuck dementia i prommy im up to no good is supposed to mean or what events occur in the series. like i refuse to act like that stupid ass book series is just something we can integrate into our daily vernacular without acknowledging its not culturally universal and you do in fact have to indicate youre referencing a specific thing that one person made up

and while i am somewhat familiar with aspects of hp especially now that im watching people criticize it . people who know me for longer than 10 minutes know that i am deeply disconnected from pop culture that its usually safer to assume i havent seen or read a series and know mostly secondhand information about it because i grew up mormon and only liked to watch or read very specific things as a child. its bold to assume,

apology video where i express remorse for my behaviour while i was possessed by evil mold followed by an update video where i explain that the mold was the one apologising

further update where i address the comments criticising me for refusing to take responsibility for the things the mold did using my body and saying that i should go back to being possessed because the mold is a better person than i am