this too, shall pass

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

oof i’m back 🧍‍♀️

i said that and then dipped for weeks 😭

PLEASE communicate to me when i’ve done something that bothers you or you don’t understand. let me apologize and learn

I just read the line “President Donald Trump also indicated that federal squads would likely target cities run by the party that opposes him” in a real-life news article and I’m just thinking about how people really thought Democrats were overreacting in 2016 and that we should “give him a chance”

“Joe Biden and Donald Trump are the same” really? ?? What a galaxy brain take. Because right now the standard is “will address the pandemic and not send unidentified federal agents to kidnap citizens in the street” so, yeah, they’re not the same

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

i know nothing about star wars yet im hollering especially at the friendpatine and the menorah ones

This is another meme I would love to show to someone from exactly one year ago and see what they think is going on in

if you say “i love you” a lot it loses its meaning? bitch does the sun lose its light just because it rises every morning?

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me