guys its ok :)

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing