Just a writer who posts things that strike her fancy (and occasionally a bit of fanfic). You can call me Val if youâd like. Female, Christian, pro-life, INFP-T. Asks are openâfeel free to send whatever nonsense you please.
Hello everyone--welcome to my little blog! Here I just have fun screaming my nonsense into the void and occasionally writing things. I post a lot about Linked Universe, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Doctor Who (Tenrose specifically), Star Wars, The Wingfeather Saga, The Silver Eye webcomic, Final Fantasy, Austen, Louisa May Alcott, random books I'm reading... whatever strikes my fancy. Stuff about my ocâs and independent writing is under the tag âvalâs ocs.â I keep a SFW blog around here, so please be respectful.
Fics:
Iâm currently in the process of organizing all my one-shots and drabbles under the tag âscribbles.âAs for long fics:
Joker and Ace â This is a NuWho spinoff fic following an aristocrat from the 1830âs and an amnesiac Time Lord as they gallivant across time and space. They will run into the Doctor and other companions eventually, but for the moment, this is all original characters.
Harry Potter and the Untitled Fix-It AU â this is more a collection of one shots and prompts that all exist within the same universeâbasically, if I ever write something Harry Potter, it will (likely) be in this AU. James and Lily survive the attack on Halloween, Harry still has the scar, and he has a younger brother named Monty.
The Second Death of Jason Todd -- Jason Todd fanfiction that takes place seven years after the film "Under the Red Hood," with redemption arcs and Christian themes galore.
My AO3 is the same as my username, hereâs a link if you canât find it.
Also, this should go without saying, but do not feed my fics into AI. Thank you!
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"What I said to you before was wrong, Bob. You can't stuff it down. You can't hold it in all alone, no one can. We have to let it out, we have to spend time together--and even if it doesn't make the emptiness go away, I promise you, it will feel lighter."
"How do you know?"
"Because it already has for me."
--
Yelena Belova in Thunderbolts (2025) dir. Jake Schreier // "Oldies Station" by twenty one pilots
I can by no means be classified as a speed demon of a driver, Iâm extremely cautious and am that type of driver that makes the other drivers get mad because Iâm driving regular speeds and not speeding enough, but can I just say that I cannot take the dramatic reduce speed signs they put in front of slight curves in the road in the American Midwest. âPlease reduce your speed by 10 mph uwu youâre about to turn your wheel 15 degrees!!!â I was born in the holler, be so fr right now
Things Iâve Learned About Makeup (as someone who didnât really start wearing makeup until her 20s)
This is not the kind of post I usually makeânormally Iâm out here blorbo postingâand I know that this most certainly is not the makeup website. But I thought some of what Iâve learned might be useful, especially if youâre like me and found makeup super intimidating growing up and are now struggling to find an entry point.
1. You donât need expensive products. A lot of what you can find in the drugstore is going to be of comparable quality to high-end makeup. Most of what youâre paying for there is the brand name and packaging. If youâre going to shell out a ton of money for something, have it be for a good face wash and moisturizer.
2. Know your skin type. If you have oily skin, youâre going to want to generally use powder products, if you have dry skin, youâll want to use liquid or cream products. If you have combo skin like me, you might need to experiment a bit, but what I do is I generally use liquid/cream products, and then use translucent powder on the areas of my face that tend to get oily. On that note:
3. Loose translucent powder is your best friend. Your face gets oily? Translucent powder. Blush is too intense? Translucent powder. Your makeup just isnât makeup-ing? Translucent powder! The stuff has a blurring effect that will soften harsh lines and make everything look more natural.
4. You donât need nearly as much foundation as they use in makeup tutorials. Best rule of thumb is to apply a very thin layer. Then, if you feel like you need more coverage, apply another thin layer, and so on. Piling a ton on your face at one will just make it look cakey. Also, if foundation seems intimidating, try a BB cream or tinted moisturizer instead. Iâm using those half the time these days.
5. Blush shades donât work like foundation shades. By which I mean, thereâs going to be more than one color of blush that looks good on you, so feel free to have fun and experiment!
6. Makeup tutorials stress the importance of contour way too much. Learning how to contour can be very difficult, and tbh, itâs the first thing I skip. I donât think Iâve actually worn it in weeks. Your blush placement is going do way more in that department than contour will, anyway.
7. Donât pay attention to blush placement ârules.â Youâre going to hear people say ânever let your blush go below your cheekbonesââdonât listen. Do what you want. Blush applied closer to the center of your face will tend to make you look cute, while blush applied further from the center will tend to make you look more mature, but otherwise, go ham.
8. Eyeshadow can be as simple or as complicated as you want it to be. If youâre intimidated by eyeshadow, try just applying bronzer or blush all over your eyelid. Works in a pinch, and is very flattering. If you want to try the eyeshadow, divide your eyelid into vertical thirds, apply any color you want in the outer thirds, and then apply a lighter color or a shimmer/sparkly shade to the center third. I use this method all the time, and itâs very pretty!
9. Use big fluffy brushes for eyeshadow. Small, packed brushes are going to make your eyeshadow look patchy if youâre trying to use them for general application. Big fluffy brushes are much more forgiving and look more natural.
10. Donât let the internet tell you what colors of eyeshadow you can wear. Itâs true that certain colors do make certain eye colors pop for color theory reasons, and that can be fun to play with, but this does NOT mean there are colors you canât wear because of your eye color. Again, do what you want.
11. Lip oils are great entry-point lip products. And are just great in general. When I first started wearing makeup regularly, my only experience wearing lipstick was for theatre purposes, and thus anytime I tried to wear lipstick I always felt a bit ridiculous. I also have, like, supernaturally dry lips, so half the lipsticks I try to wear are too dry and flake off, anyway. Lip oils are kind of like a cross between a chapstick and a lip gloss. Theyâre very hydrating, but will also give you a slight wash of color that isnât too intense. And finally and most importantly:
12. Donât wear makeup if youâre not having fun with it. Itâs been said before, but Iâll say it again: thereâs never a time where you have to wear makeup. Please only wear it if you want to, not because you feel like you have to.
Oh wait, I forgot, one more thing:
13. Your makeup isnât going to look as good as that makeup influencerâs in that TikTok, and thatâs okay. This is because youâre not walking around wearing a TikTok filter and carrying a ring light in front of your face 24/7. Your makeup is always going to look different in real life and in different kinds of lighting. Itâs not going to be perfect, and that is totally okay.
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Since being built in the 1850s, Mentmore Towers has been featured in "Batman Begins" and other movies, but has fallen into disrepair.
Uhhhh.
So have we. Have we considered that perhaps. This is because Batman lives there
Iâm now picturing a scenario where several bats escape the Batcave and fly into Wayne Manor during a gala or houseparty and have the misfortune of getting spotted by a guest who happens to be a member of the Gotham Historical Society before Bruce and the boys can discreetly catch them, and starts a public smear campaign against Bruce for not taking proper care of Wayne Manor and tries to convince the city to possess the building. An inspector gets called in, cue Bruce, Alfred, and the rest of the Batfamily scrambling around the manor trying to hide, disguise, and inspector-proof anything that is unsafe, unsanctioned, or incriminatingly Batman
In all seriousness, it sounds like this is a historic building in a serious state of disrepair, and I really hope the owners take the necessary steps to repair and maintain it. Also, did anyone else know that this is the same manor they used in The Mummy Returns?
Reading Jane Austen at 30 really hits different than reading her at 15, because in the meantime youâve had the misfortune of encountering all the character types she describes in the periphery of your social circle. Willoughby and Mr. Collins as abstract concepts vs. respectively The Situationship Who Ghosted You and Your Friendâs Boyfriend You Try To Avoid At Parties
No Iâm actually getting myself worked up about this now, itâs not even about how Hamlet is canonically a student so probably late teens early 20s, and how heâs not receiving any abstract love from a parental figure (his mother just wants him to cheer up, his uncle obviously is doing nothing, his father wants revenge). Itâs about how heâs wandering around at night to find ghosts and no one cares heâs not sleeping and no one cares, whenever he talks about appetite or eating itâs in a derogatory sense (dead Polonius is at supper he claims, his motherâs sexual drive is described as an appetite) and things are always described as rotten or rank, all of which which doesnât really imply that heâs eating well and no one seems to care really. Itâs not just about how heâs getting no Love in a general sense from any parental figure, itâs that heâs basically a kid and no one is making sure heâs sleeping, no one is making sure heâs eating well, beyond the fact that heâs grieving and everyoneâs telling him not to, thereâs this low sense of physical neglect and it makes me really angry.Â
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In theory, maybe I get the âweâre all just playing with barbies, theyâre fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because itâs an interpretationâ argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesnât mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just arenât a reason to harass people or send death threats
I finished it a few days ago, but kept forgetting to post about itâI read Pippi Longstocking for @novelmongerâs Book Rec Exchange!
Coming back to this book after having last read it when I was in the second grade was a really interesting experience. I didnât remember a ton, but what I did remember from my first read (listening to the audiobook on my iPod where my mom had downloaded it for me because she had loved it so much as a child) was that I had loved how Pippi got to live by herself in that big house. (For some reason I loved stories about kids making do living by themselves without adult supervisionsâhence also my fascination with Boxcar Children, though I only had one book.) I still found that delightfulâthe chapter where she encounters the would-be thieves was my favorite. One difference I did find upon a reread was that I found it somewhat difficult to read the portions where Pippi violates social normsâI had a voice in the back of my head yelling âthe conses!!! Theyâre going to quence!!â đ I donât remember having any issue with this as a child, which of course, makes senseâIâve now had fifteen-plus years worth of experience with the consequences that come of violating social norms. Of course, Pippi usually sidesteps or remains unbothered by these consequences, which was a lot of fun! Although, it was interesting to see the rare moments in which it did get to her as well.
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