it’s not a lake—it’s an ocean

This series is going to have to do some serious work to make me like Jasnah

On the other hand, words cannot describe how much I love Syl

Unwound Future gets 10x funnier when you realize that one of the party would’ve had a parrot sitting on their shoulder for 70 percent of the game

Additionally: Luke and the Professor are taking turns hefting around a full-size hamster cage with a live hamster in it during Diabolical Box because I refuse to accept that it was just hanging out in the Professor’s magical Mary-Poppins-esque trunk the whole time. The locals of Folsense are giving them Weird Looks because whenever they give the Professor a puzzle to solve (a totally accepted social norm, of course) the eager preteen that follows him around (and apparently doesn’t know how to wear suspenders correctly) sits on the ground with the cage while he waits and appears to be putting the hamster through weight loss regimens

Imagine being so traumatized by the death of your significant other in a time machine explosion that you go out of your way to purchase an automobile with an absurdly high roof so you never under any circumstances have to take off the top hat they gave you

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[ID: fan cover for an issue of nightwing. it shows dick crouched over in a dark alleyway with shadows covering his face. he’s balancing himself with one hand on the floor while preparing to strike with the other. End ID]