I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.
Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

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I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.
Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

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I should do something with all these Minecraft as a coherent world and magic system ideas I have sometime
How is it still so early today feels like it’s been going on for so long
What do people even do at birthday parties
finally can post my absolute peaceful and happy family 🪲🌱😌

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anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)
Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?
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We report: for a handful of seconds, taken by the sun, we feel weightless. It seems as though it is just us and the sun, and there is the burn and a pleasant warmth at once, a golden glow and the searing light too. The clouds continue to move on, and the sun disappears in them.
do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about
who else up hurkleing their durkleing
I do love some hurkle-durkleing in the morning.. ✨

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guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody
I don't normally have dreams about fictional characters but... I had a one. About Commander Fox. On Coruscant. And it was post-Clone Wars but also some weird AU because the Jedi were alive and Palpatine defeated and...
And I was Cody.
And SUPER STRESSED. I (as Cody) was apparently in the midst of organizing this huge get together celebration... cook out? that takes place a few years after the war. Some kind of anniversary thing. I dunno, the dream just plunked me in midway. Coruscant was chosen because it was near the Jedi Temple and logistically, made it easier for everyone to attend.
Then Fox arrives and he's... DIFFERENT. He's calm. He's friendly. He's SMILING and shaking hands and greeting everyone cheerfully. I, I mean Cody, am horribly disturbed. Then someone, Bly (?), comes up besides me and goes: "Wow. Married life changed him."
And Cody Me can only nod in horror. Because wtf is happening on Pantora with that tiny, blue wife of his?
But, I have bigger problems. I, Cody, go to the area the BBQ is supposed to happen and to my shock there's a freakin' starship parked right there! And I'm panicking, because we need to set up asap and I'm sure I booked this place! So I'm psyching myself up for a confrontation and trying to think of what to say without escalating and then Fox just walks past me.
And his entire demeanor changes.
He proceeds to verbally rip into the starship captain, yelling something about code violations and quoting legal jargon and the guy just... quakes and falls apart, quickly leaving in a blubber of profuse apologies. And Fox just nips at the guy's heels as the starship flies away, barking something like, "Yeah you run if you know what's good for you!"
And I, Cody, am just filled with Emotions. Emotions too strong apparently because it jolted me awake. Dammit!!! I wanted to attend the BBQ, especially after all the stress I suffered with prep work!!
Anyway, that was the time I very briefly isekaied myself into Commander Cody.
Walking in the woods by the park, early August 2020
When I'm dreaming, but about to wake up, there's the chance that I'll remember somethihg I said in my dream. This morning, I was blessed with the phrase: "August Tenth... the Pumpkin Rapture."
How can they leave us with another cliffhanger!!!!Someone save this cutiepatotie!! ch 139

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I love how many people over the years have been like “you know what would make the sky even cooler? Fish”
From Bird by Bird- a thought on writing that was very interesting to me!
you can't write about the truth if you're letting your parents keep trying to decide what it is!!!
the otherness and homesickness... + Truth Is Our Home. Because God is our home!!!