there will be happier times again.

(tone of complete and utter exhaustion) this is the day that the Lord hath made

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Did you guys hear they're rebooting Goncharov as an 8 part HBO miniseries? :/

they're doing a gritty reboot of chicken nuggets

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Baby gym trainer: tummy time is hard BUT NO PAIN NO GAIN FELLAS!! LETS DEVLOP THOSE NECK MUSCLES

people just hate children. it's a sorry state of affairs. they hate children being starved and bombed overseas. they hate children laughing and playing in the park. they hate their own kids, whom they popped out because social norms told them it was an obligate milestone for their own enrichment and not the creation of another human being whose life then takes priority over theirs. they don't want to be around children, they don't want to raise them, they are always foisting them onto someone else and no one wants to take them. they hate children even though we were all children once and most of us probably know, in some way or another, how withering it felt to be a hated child, whether it was some stranger on a bus telling us to shut up in an isolated incident or our parents resenting the fact that we existed. nothing will get better if we don't stop hating children and start seeing every child anywhere as a vulnerable citizen we ought to look out for. our society is only as healthy as the poorest, loneliest child in it.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit