Nichole

doctor tells me to pee in a cup, looks at it, says “gross” and pours it out

when i was in college i did larp shit and one of the guys in the group was an entomology student and i once watched him drop directly to a plank position in the middle of a swordfight to look at a moth on the ground

This is your sign to make friends with a bunch of entomologists today

I diagnose you with Chicago

Given that "fish" isn't a biological term, its just a catch all for everything we gesture at when we say "fish", yeah, this totally checks out

This is the exact opposite of the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages categorising beavers as fish so they could eat them during Lent.

54 year old married straight truck drivers

Your 43 year old family dentist

my 36 year old ass

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens

why does it say gameboy advance sp in the corner

is this abstract art

becAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TO USE THEIR HAND S OMG THIS AD IM GONNA

happy pride month to this post specifically