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ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.

press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

little man you are straight up going nowhere

Somebody in the tags says he looks like a homestuck so I nee to kill myself immediatley

I'm the little moth that they hire to fly out of peoples' empty wallets. May not seem glamorous to some but it's an honest living.

happy penis friday yall

guess what day it is

not enough sex and violence at the supermarket

but together we can change this

My grandmother also got bored one time at thanksgiving and asked me if I wanted to go look for cool mushrooms with her in the woods so basically she just kicks ass

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

Father Jones explained that his "advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich."

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations