infamous lurker

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

backrooms will never scare me because all the really scary stuff happens on the retail floor. the frontrooms.

I need U to fuck me like I'm a wetland environment home to many endemic species and you're a postcolonial capitalist government

everything about this picture is goddamn intense as fuck