why must I be trapped in a corporeal form

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

But it can hit if you plato the right crowd

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.