Linus

Imagine being Nikos Argitakos. You clean this rich lady's pool for a living and your uniform is a thong. Her husband fucking dies and they take you to court and you have to testify as a witness and you lie to try to get out of admitting that you're gay. One of the law students on the case tries to show you her ass. like 3 times. One of the OTHER law students shows you HIS ass and you get distracted and out yourself on the stand in a televised high profile case. You're pretty sure the judge hit on you.

ah shoot stop stop you gotta rewind the song i forgot to imagine the animatic to the good part!

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Me rn with vox

everyone go follow my brother