satisfactory shit 👌🏾🔥💯

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

im so glad im not allergic to cats if i couldnt put my eyeballs directly onto my cats fur id cry

As someone allergic to cats, I often put my eyeballs directly onto my cat which causes me to cry from allergies

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

“even when the wind blew” i’m fucking done

These are fucking golden

“even when the wind blew” i’m fucking done

These are fucking golden

THIS

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

why is that so fuckin funny

This is so anime as fuck lol

That’s so prettyy

To be honest, I thought anime sometimes exaggerated the cherry blossom petal scenes. I stand corrected. I now realize some don’t even have enough petals.

every gay girl i’ve spoken to agrees that one of the most humiliating and demoralizing things is having a straight girl thinking you’re coming on to them simply bc you like girls and it….really fucks with our relationships both platonic and romantic bc while other girls get to sit on each others laps and sleep in the same beds and playfully grab each others asses we’re putting up so many walls just in case our straight friends think we’re after them. 

and bc our conception of relationships with other girls in general is so fucked and suppressed we have no idea how to navigate our emotions when we’re actually attracted to another girl and want to pursue it

rich people must be hooked up to their own supercomputer mega consciousness network cuz i heard NOTHING about fyre festival till it turned out to be a scam