once upon a suki

#family

THE PITT "7:00 P.M."

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-Competent fatherly figure who is two minutes away from a mental break. Representation for guys who stare into mirrors while have ptsd episodes

-His relatively unhinged hyper competent friend who belongs on a battlefield probably .

-A third beautiful hyper competent doctor who keeps getting beat with hammers by the universe when she tries to smile.

-Efficient and hardworking single mom with beautiful blunt bangs. And threatens her deadbeat baby daddy

-the most beautiful princess Diana in the world who keeps getting reprimanded for being too good with patients. They literally said ohhhh pretty girl let’s hate on her

-mean cocky lesbian who threatens pedophiles. Only been there seven hours and already has an age gap toxic situationship yuri thing with another doctor. I live

-autistic queeny who’s actually proving to be the #1 communicator and caretaker in the whole hospital. Pure of soul and mind. Keeps following her resident around like a puppy dog

-said resident who only likes his little autistic intern. Has crazzzyyyy beef with the mean lesbian. Is also stealing pills from the hospital. Love his vibes

-child prodigy med student who is also on the verge of a breakdown. Intellectual prowess but has absolutely no game. Makes sense bc she’s 20. needs to yell at her mom

-worlds mousiest pathetic white boy with the saddest eyes I’ve ever seen like actually. You know the bisexuals are going crazy over him

yeah they can imitate full sentences! here's one complaining about no sunblock

And most Irish people, if you ask them to move a stone from a fairy circle will immoveably, flatly respond with 'absolutely fucking not'.

everyone individually took a moment to specify that ghosts probably aren't REAL real. then weighed in on where and why.

for the record my position was that there's probably way more ghosts in hospitals because that's where people die horribly, but since you can only see ghosts in dark, solitary conditions, graveyards at night is where the majority of ghost sightings occur. hospitals are usually well lit and busy, so even if they're crammed with ghosts the living are too damn busy to see them. meanwhile if a cemetery has even one ghost that followed her corpse there from the hospital, she'll be spotted because that's where all the ghost hunters go to look.

this theory was received as extremely sensible, and a coworker drew the conclusion that that's why abandoned hospitals are even scarier than graveyards. once the place gets abandoned then you can tell how much ghosts got built up.

Second is shared by various topical flea products. I eventually learned to not talk while administering those at work. They make you drool for hours.

I was already in terrible shape anxiety-wise before a surgery when I was fifteen (I'd been in the hospital barely-not-dying for most of a week) and the surgeon (bless) had them inject Versed in my IV before they took me down to surgery prep.

There's photographic evidence but I don't even remember that period; I was clearly having a great time.

Anyway, I told them of this success the next time I had a major general anesthesia procedure.

They brought me a little cup of liquid that tasted like battery acid (I am being mostly hyperbolic, I've never licked battery acid. on purpose. I may have gotten some particles in my nose/mouth. this is what I'm going off of.), including feeling like it was burning through my tongue.

It worked, but less well than the IV version, and also it was horrible.

If we relax what counts as a liquid, there's also the time I swallowed about a gallon (estimated, I don't know; it was too much) of lake water complete with two live fish.

I was water skiing and you see, for partially this reason, when you fall you are supposed to let go of the rope. Or you will be towed along through/under water. And. Likely swallow if not breathe it.

And then at some point you're all in the middle of doing stuff and you make that remark again, and your host just goes "yeah it's illegal here too, we're just straight-up breaking the law rn."