Hello

I do honestly think that Greek yogurt works better in a laundry machine than like yoplait or whatever

god it's all so true

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

with electronic music you can either chill in the house or groove in the garage

If you're very naughty you have to dub on the step

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

I like my pasta like I like my women:

elbow

I thought Muting was the name of the film 😢

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone