The Moment of Truth

Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different

Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.

*fireworks*

Epic Win, Based King, Roflcopter, 1337Sp34k

Tumblr Wizard Penis Blast, I can has Lolcats

Cope Seethe Mald, U Mad? Smexy Bishie, Gigachad

For the lulz, dank memes, uwu huggle glomp squee

Cringe, fail, ratio, L, Horse Plinko to Super Hell

All your base belong to us, OP's post is really sus

OMG cool story bro, Awesomesauce, YOLO

I can't take it anymore, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

(one, nothing wrong with me, two, nothing wrong with me)

We didn't start the fire

It was always burnin' since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

Love-bombing: A manipulation tactic of increasing affection and grand gestures before or after doing something abusive, specifically to weasel one's way out of consequences.

What it is not: A streak of affection and generosity towards friends/loved ones.

Trauma-bonding: Knowingly traumatizing someone to take advantage of their vulnerable state, to then act like the "hero" or the one who cheers them up.

What it is not: Bonding over similar traumas.

Gaslighting: *Knowingly* convincing someone they cannot trust their own perception of a situation in pursuit of one's own narrative.

What it is not: Misaligned perception of events.

Narcissist: Someone afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a traumagenic cluster B disorder, that struggles with self-obsession, paranoia, craving validity from the public, delusions of grandeur, and social disconnection.

It is not: Your rubbish ex that cheated on you.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Are you the final ingredient he needs? ☕️💘

Meet Chris, a 21-year-old waiter working at Cup O’ Jo Mama! He’s a kind hearted Pisces that’s a green flag in every sense of the word! Being the eldest out of a family of 4 children, he’s learnt to be caring and mindful of everyone around him. He was bullied constantly in his younger years, but found friendship with Kai through video games who’s been by his side since middle school. He works long hours at his family's diner, ‘Cup O Jo’ Mama’, due to his father being hospitalised. Disappointed with who he was in his youth, he plans to smooth things over with his father before things turn for the worse. Being the sole money-maker, he’s focused on his work to ensure his beloved sisters are raised in comfort. However, this has led him to put off his own needs and dreams. Will you be a new driving force in his life or keep him confined in the same routine?

Got questions for him? Leave them in the replies and maybe he'll respond!