welp

the smuckling smumbler

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

Swerved around an Amazon delivery van while riding one of those pay-by-the-minute e-scooters and had the sudden feeling that I was in the opening credits of some nostalgia-bait movie from 2052

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

legend has it that a real grungler has never been found

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

mirar el agua con mama