previously slimegirlwarlock

I just got fired

i just found out its been the year of chaos madness this whole time

you gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit

how's work on that bomb going ladies?

a lot of girls go like "i think i could be plural but idk i could just be making it up" until they get an alter that's self-assured and kind of cunty and she goes "What? Of course we're plural. Good grief; the girl could use some rest for once..." it's kind of like being singletbroken by your own headmate

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

if i ever design a magical girl who loses her glasses when transformed you have permission to kill me. it’s the worst trope in the genre