previously slimegirlwarlock

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

fighting game heritage post

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

you only hate me because of my actions

1120/2000. 15 days late. Need to pay at least 1365 before the 22nd not to get evicted. Please share if you can't donate.

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

Every five years or so a trans woman has to roll a die to determine what weird personality modifier the stress of existing has made her develop

Trans women rolling their disorders like a fucking gacha game pull