I Just Wanna Be a Care Bear!

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

I scheduled this post 364 days ago and squinted at it at least once each day from then until now the day of anniversary when I share my experience with you, personally.

Happy birthday, raccoon!

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

There's no way to say trans men are uniquely likely to be misogynistic that doesn't imply our transitions are themselves an act of misogyny because the only reason you could think we're more likely to be misogynistic than cis men is if you view us as having chosen the oppressor gender instead of being born into it by chance.

nah okay tho as a mom myself i gotta say youre SO wrong the turkey is like the best flavor ask nearly any mom theyll tell you

I want to be this kind of adult

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

watched an amazing late 80s dyke porno last night abt two suburban dykes hiring a leather butch escort n theres a lil scene where the butch like chastises them abt safe sex and dykes being able to get AIDs too it was incredible lmao

R.I.P. ​Plebcomics. You were a shining star among anti-SJWs, and you will be missed. This is truly a sad day for us all, and I know you’re not actually dead, but fuck, this is tragic.

Goku Is My Dad

Okay, have you considered this: fuck off.

You can be as mad as you want but Goku is still my dad, not yours.