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I have a writing blog now!
Go follow me at @lattewritesthings for all future writing posts!
I'll probably reblog links here as well, but things like three sentence prompts, word of the day challenges, and other snippets will be over there
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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".
theres a lot of jobs i think would be cool to automate but the people being automated out of a job are given no alternatives because this is being done for the employers benefit not the employee. so we're in a weird situation where im lookin at jobs that i really dont think any person should be forced to endure and still having to go "well i guess id rather a human do it than a robot" which kind of sucks major ass actually. why am i on the side of employment. god damn it.
Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty
Posed for the camera and everything
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So I'm calling it done for today. I'm debating a second layer of twisted gold trim behind the bead trim, but I think I'm gonna sleep on it first.
Double fringe was the correct move.
Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.
I need to collect one who uses he/him pronouns, one I don't know very well, one who's slutty, and one who's really funny.
The I can have a Maia (he), Maia (who), Maia (hoe) and Maia (haha).
It is so fucking frustrating to have ADHD and go "and I do this as a backup incase I forget-" and people fucking JUMP ON YOU for having a backup and tell you "just don't forget!", as if having Dogshit Memory Disorder is something I personally chose in order to inconvenience them, and it's triply annoying when they also have ADHD.
Planning for when you forget IS a responsible action.
Telling people not to forget is like saying "just don't get in a wreck!" when someone puts a seatbelt on. 1), it's useful for more than just the most dire situation possible, and 2), if people had control over that they would already be controlling it.
I hate the saying that "planning for failure is sign of a bad design" because contingencies are the most effective way to deal with problems
Things break for many reasons, but if you see your points of failure and plan accordingly, its just not a problem for long
Also, i think a lot of designs lack maintenance capacity, being able to just fix things wherever and whenever you are is just something that should be normal
Planning for failure means you can turn what would be a catastrophic failure into a minor setback.
Many aphorisms are oversimplified perspectives on complex issues, but âplanning for failure is a sign of bad designâ is just categorically wrong.
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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
The Story of St. Lawrence's death, patron saint of comedians
The prefect was so angry he told Lawrence that he would indeed have his wish to dieâbut it would be by inches. He had a great gridiron prepared with coals beneath it, and had Lawrenceâs body placed on it. After the martyr had suffered the pain for a long time, the legend concludes, he made his famous cheerful remark, âIt is well done. Turn me over!â
Always reblog St. Lawrence's execution!
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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put âyou absoluteâ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add âedâ to any object and itâs sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled
Meanwhile, âutterâ works for the first (e.g., âyou utter floorboardâ) but somehow âutterlyâ doesnât seem to work as well for the second (âI was utterly floorboardedâ).
Utterly doesnât work for drunk because itâs the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.
⌠huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to âflooredâ, and yet âI was utterly coat hangeredâ does seem to convey something similar.
I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.
Completely makes the phrase mean âsuper tiredâ.
âGod, itâs been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.â
Something is
Something is wrong with our language
Is it a glitch or a feature?
Feature
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I AM SO ANGRY AMETHYST IS RESISTENT TO THE OCCASIONAL BATH BUT THE GEODE CRUST CERTAINLY ISNâT LITERALLY MINERALS BREAKING DOWN BY BEING PULVERIZED WITH HOT WATER IS HOW GEODES FUCKING CRYSTALIZES IN THE FIRST PLACE AND YOUR TAKING A GEODE THAT BIG AND TURNING IT INTO THE PERMANANT WATER CONTAMINATE AND BACTERIAL CESS POOL THAT IS A SINK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NEVER GONNA USE TOOTHPASTE OR FUCKING SOAP SO IT DOESNâT EAT A HOLE THRU THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FUCKING SINK YOU GODDAMN GOON WHY DONâT YOU JUST MAKE A STOVE OUT OF CARDBOARD OR A DOOR OUT OF TISSUE PAPER??? WHY DONT YOU MAKE PIPES OUT OF FUCKING SMARTIES CANDY OR TABLE LEGS OUT OF PLAY DOUGH FUCK YOU BUDDY IF I WALKED INTO A PLACE AND HAD TO CLEAN A BATHROOM AND SAW THAT SHIT I WOULD BREAK YOUR FUCKING SKULL OPEN WITH A STEEL PIPE
Iâm guessing youâre a geologist?
I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed
