here comes a special boy

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters