cats can die of the bird flu

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

we will track you down no matter what the cost

hi guys i was in jail but then the guards felt bald for me because i’m so handsome & special so they helped me escape. hope that’s ok

Men who say tee hee

even if amber heard is the “real abuser” and johnny depp is totally innocent or whatever i feel like making funcams or youtube videos titled “amber heard being a lying bitch for 17 minutes” or “johnny depp being a poor little meow meow for 10 minutes” to wii music is still freakish behavior. and maybe we shouldn’t be treating a domestic abuse case like it’s an episode of euphoria?

like i really want to stress that i don’t know who is in “the right”, i’ve seen so much conflicting information from different sources that i simply don’t have the time to sort through. my point isn’t that these videos are bad because i think amber heard is innocent (because i simply don’t know and it’s not really any of my business) but that this memeifcation of real life domestic disputes are not healthy?

Love my eel frenz, very long, very soft, sometimes very bitey :)

her daughters got the whooping cough?

i brake and let the children cross?